La Caisse Populaire des Fanatiques Partisans du Hockay
The floor is $12 a year and the counter stops at $120. Everything between is your decision. Le Council does not enjoy promoting commerce. Le Council does enjoy keeping the lights on.
What it offers
What it costs
Anything from $12 to $120. Le Council states the floor and declines to suggest more.
Global warming is a threat to any ice sheet—almighty or not—and Le Council will not stand for it. 1% of every membership is directed to permanent carbon removal, through Stripe Climate.
26 sociétaires on the roll · median $12 a year
From the roll
“I get so much enjoyment from Hockay that the minimum donation amount is completely justified. Honestly, the extra room in my binder alone is worth the investment - but the other perks have truly elevated my experience.”
christen, fan of the Prague Phantoms “I just did it because I couldn't stand not supporting hockay”
Diceman, fan of the McMurdo Monoliths
What it is
A caisse populaire is owned by the people who use it. This one holds no deposits, issues no credit and pays no interest, so it is not a bank in any sense a regulator would accept, and Le Council has stopped looking for a better word.
A member is a sociétaire—a member-owner. Not a shareholder. Le Council is aware that Hockay already has an institution funded by shareholders, and that it has been very generous, and that generosity purchased with somebody else’s register is a thing Le Council has been unable to refuse for two months. The distinction between the two words is the whole of what is being asked for here.
Real money, in dollars, which Le Council mentions because every other figure on this site is fictional and this one is not. It renews at whatever you choose, and you may stop it at any time.
What it does not offer
One rule governs the list above and Le Council will state it before the list below.
- Higher betting limits, better odds, or any advantage in Looneys or shavings.
- Anything at all that another citizen cannot have for free.
The roll
Every sociétaire, in the order Le Council admitted them. The roll says who. It does not say how much.