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The All-Star Petition Carries
The community filed for an exhibition and the filing reached threshold, which leaves Le Council without procedural grounds to decline. Two games. Two Conférences. No consequence to the table. Here are the two sides, and here is how they were chosen.
Matchday Recap: S02D46
Every single game on Matchday 46 needed overtime—a first in Hockay history—with five going all the way to the shootout. Wellington christened The Howling Harbour with an 11-goal thriller, Gander shocked heavily-favored Helsinki, and São Paulo stunned Nairobi as the regular season went out in the strangest fashion possible.
Matchday Recap: S02D45
Five upsets rocked Matchday 45, headlined by Ushuaia's stunning 8-4 demolition of favored Guadalajara and a shootout thriller in Dakar that Montréal stole in the extra frame. Faith Wanjiru hat-tricked Nairobi past Busan, and Johannesburg routed McMurdo 6-1 on the road.
Ten Times the Shavings
The Jambono has always produced far more shavings than anyone managed to catch. The Research & Development wing of Graine Wetsky Funds has spent the summer on the catching, and as of this morning a period-end yields between 250 and 700 kcups where it used to yield between 25 and 70. Under the terms of the investment, the Funds draw a share off the top before the remainder reaches the marketplace. Everything beyond that share, Le Council has required them to buy from fans.
Matchday Recap: S02D44
Four upsets and two shootouts defined Matchday 44, headlined by an eleven-goal, Black Hole Net-fueled thriller between Johannesburg and Cairo that needed the extra frame to settle. Busan and Ushuaia both won as underdogs, Nairobi stole one from Montréal in overtime, and Wellington blew a two-goal cushion before falling to Rimini in the shootout.
Matchday Recap: S02D43
Seven upsets and two extra-time thrillers highlighted Matchday 43, with Camila Aguirre's shootout winner lifting Ushuaia past Montréal and Ji-hoon Baek's overtime goal sealing McMurdo's win over Busan. Gander outlasted Johannesburg 8-5 in a thirteen-goal track meet, while Cairo, Medellín, Mumbai, and Perth all won as underdogs.