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Creation of HOCKAY TODAY FUNDS

TiinyhandzFiled by TiinyhandzSociétaire of La Caisse · Oct 6, 2026
L'AGENCE DES PÉTITIONS ET SCEAUX PUBLICSSociétaire of La Caisse
NO. ptn_FPhXo6wkp2b6mlXj10/06/2026 02:12 UTC
ADMITTED TO THE PUBLIC ROLL

Le Council has reviewed the matter and finds it properly formed. The register of citizens has been consulted, as has the register of the registers, which numbers thirty-one and has been observed to do so consistently. The petition is hereby opened for citizen stamping through the Agence des Pétitions. Acceptance is not enactment. It confers no charter, and no opinion is offered on Graine Wetsky Funds, whose conduct is recorded and whose filings are in order. Le Council reminds all parties that power has always resided somewhere. The Almighty Ice has not indicated where. Should the stamps gather, Le Council will convene. Citizens are advised to stamp in the manner they would wish to be remembered stamping.

CIVIC PETITION: On the Formation of an Alternative Institutional Vehicle Under Hockay Today
To: Le Council, the Citizens of the Register, and the Global Hockay Community
Petitioner: Tinyhandz
Affiliation: Hockay Today

Preamble & Statement of Intent:
Whereas Graine Wetsky Funds (GWF) has systematically leveraged its Series H institutional positioning to convert passive capital into direct voting control across all thirty-one league registers;
And furthermore GWF’s unilateral shift from silent investment to active register voting threatens to centralize governance, distort public civic rolls, and undermine the grass-roots independence of individual clubs;
We, the undersigned citizens and shareholders of Hockay, hereby petition Le Council to formally recognize and grant market/civic authorization for Tinyhandz, under the banner of Hockay Today, to establish a competing institutional entity to challenge GWF’s monopoly.

Key Articles & Demands

Authorization of the Rival Vehicle:
Grant Tinyhandz and Hockay Today the regulatory charter to establish an open-access investment and civic aggregation vehicle designed specifically to counter GWF's corporate dominance on the Exchange.

A Vehicle for the People:
Unlike GWF’s closed institutional capital, this company will serve as a grassroots proxy instrument—allowing individual fan-shareholders, fractional seat holders, and independent citizens to pool their fractional shares, voting rights, and Loonies into a unified power to bring rewards to the whole league throughout the season.

“To preserve the spirit of the game, power must not reside in a single vault. Rally with Hockay Today to reclaim our voice on the Exchange.”

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