The Church of the Ice

Forty-eight parishes, one to each arena. A parish is not a building. The building was already there.

Attendance is a STAMP, presented once a day. Offerings are Ice Shavings, consecrated and not returned. Le Council keeps the roll below as a matter of record and offers no guidance on how a parish might rise.

The Roll


The Still Strait	Stockholm Sirens	145	146,904
The Remote Range	McMurdo Monoliths	143	267,105
The Ochre Reserve	Nairobi Narwhals	99	8,969
La Ladera	Medellín Mapaches	74	75,141
The Golden Arch	Kyiv Kestrels	65	73,451
El Rincón Perdido	Guadalajara Gatos	59	280
The Oldest Rink	Montréal Maples	55	209
The Rhythm Bureau	Havana Hammers	51	14,438
The Cold Lodge	Winnipeg Wendigos	50	2,340
The Red Furnace	Perth Pyres	48	636
The Sandy Parlor	Dakar Djinns	42	6,411
The Andaman Pavilion	Phuket Podcasters	35	107,000
The Frozen Dock	Busan Blizzards	35	1
The Lock	Panama Pangolins	35	4,807
The Steam Fields	Reykjavik Ravens	35	866
The Watch Station	Anchorage Auroras	30	1,000
The Waypoint	Gander Geese	27	210,000
The Stone Opera	Prague Phantoms	25	8,561
The Neon Crossing	Tokyo Titans	22	0
The Dark Sauna	Helsinki Howlers	21	100
The South Passage	Ushuaia Undertow	15	69
Die Goue Myn	Johannesburg Jaguars	14	666
The Alborz Den	Tehran Tigers	14	1,540
The Howling Harbour	Wellington Whales	13	11,151
The Copper Hall	Moscow Mules	11	130
The Ice Sheet	Nuuk Nanuqs	11	480
The Panda Reserve	Chengdu Cranes	10	4,500
The Sunken Hall	Atlantis Amonites	10	567
The Emerald Pitch	Dublin Dragons	7	7,878
The Floating Canal	Amsterdam Aardvarks	7	36,788
The Salt Pavilion	Mumbai Monsoons	6	8,000
The Green Canopy	São Paulo Serpents	3	67
The Lava Shelf	Oahu Otters	3	13,694
The Coastal Pavilion	Rimini Rinklers	2	2
The Coral Rink	Barbados Barracudas	1	0
The Divided Grounds	Cyprus Chimeras	1	0
The Pyramid Basin	Cairo Crocodiles	1	0
The Stone Town Rink	Zanzibar Zebras	1	0
El Ávila	Caracas Chameleons	0	0
La Puerta del Sol	Cuzco Crows	0	0
The Fjord Watch	Oslo Owls	0	0
The Garden Dome	Singapore Scorpions	0	0
The Grand Circuit	Monaco Moose	0	100
The Gulf Waters	Oman Orcas	0	0
The Lagoon Circuit	Tahiti Tsunami	0	0
The Lagos Continental	Lagos Lions	0	0
The Last Terminal	Vladivostok Vodkas	0	0
The Silk Road Pavilion	Samarkand Seagulls	0	0

The roll is published as a matter of record. Le Council has been asked what the figures are for and has forwarded the question.