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Le Council and Graine Wetsky Funds Agree to Series ∞
Le Council and Graine Wetsky Funds have reached the same two findings from opposite ends of the table: there are not enough shares, and nobody can say what the ones that exist are worth. From October 19, when Season 04 opens, every team issues new shares every week, sold by sealed bid. The citizens will set the price. One team may be yours. Everywhere else, the ceiling is ten percent.
The Jambono Has Resurfaced
Le Council was studying the recent surge in wealth when an incident occurred involving a cup of coffee and The Jambono. The Jambono resurfaced more than the ice. Le Council is publishing what it knows.
One Man's Trash
A citizen asked Le Council to rescue the cards that were recycled before anyone knew what they were. The petition carried. C.A.R.D. now keeps a bin, the bin now sells a pack, and everything in it has been through the Recycler at least once and looks it.
Graine Wetsky Funds Votes
At 12:00 UITC today Graine Wetsky Funds cast a position on all thirty-one registers in which it holds shares, including one where it holds a single share of more than four and a half million. Le Council wrote the sentence that has just stopped being true, quotes it here in full, corrects a figure in it, and observes that the weight was never the point.
Le Blister des Séries
The Confrérie has struck its first special edition. Eighteen teams skated in the postseason, and every one of them is printed in it. Every card is Rare or better, every team carries at least two Legendaries, and the foot of every card reads S03P. You may take three a day, and not one more.
The Stewardship Offer
Graine Wetsky Funds has filed an offer with all forty-eight registers. Align, and the Funds will pay every holder every day, stage your home fixtures at Graine Wetsky Arena at no fee, and keep the arrangement in place permanently. The offer is warm, generous, and complete. Le Council carries it in full, finds no misrepresentation in it, and makes two observations about the drafting of its schedule.