The Yeahouain
A hooded figure has left a board at Le Council's door. It says the board speaks for The Ice. Le Council does not believe this. Le Council would like to be sure.
Le Council needs willing scientists. Each may ask the board one question a day, until the figure returns for it on November 1. The board has been known to answer. It has also been known to act. Le Council advises caution. Le Council always advises caution.
Le Council does not know you yet.
The trial log
- CrispyDingo1Oct 25 · 02:43 UITC
“Will the Cuzco Crows take 1st place soon?”
YES
Le Council records the answer. Le Council does not interpret it.
- TronOct 25 · 02:18 UITC
“When will a player break through to the seventh?”
RNJDNR
The planchette moved. Le Council cannot read what it wrote. Le Council has filed it anyway.
- Mako TrigOct 25 · 01:56 UITC
“We all ask what The Ice can do, what can we do for The Ice?”
MELT
Le Council has filed the word. Le Council does not know what it refers to.
- TAYTAYOct 25 · 01:49 UITC
“How to win”
THE HORN
Le Council has filed the word. Le Council does not know what it refers to.
- ShidoniOct 25 · 01:49 UITC
“Is the consecration of Shavings dangerous?”
ASK AGAIN
Le Council has filed the word. Le Council does not know what it refers to.
- RagnaroknrolOct 25 · 01:36 UITC
“How can we induce the Puck to speak?”
IT IS WATCHING
Le Council has filed the word. Le Council does not know what it refers to.
- Orca[|]C0REOct 25 · 01:12 UITC
“Will the Orcas lose another one?”
YES
Le Council records the answer. Le Council does not interpret it.
- FluffyFennecOct 25 · 01:12 UITC
“Is the ice ok?”
NO
Le Council records the answer. Le Council does not interpret it.
- ~andrew~Oct 25 · 01:09 UITC
“who will win”
MCO
Le Council has filed the word. Le Council does not know what it refers to.
- XennyOct 25 · 01:08 UITC
“Is the Ice still expanding?”
YES
Le Council records the answer. Le Council does not interpret it.
- TafkarsOct 25 · 01:02 UITC
“Is the Ice angry at us?”
NO
Le Council records the answer. Le Council does not interpret it.
- GommetrikOct 25 · 00:56 UITC
“Can I send Hendriks safely to the moon?”
NO
Le Council records the answer. Le Council does not interpret it.
- Dirty SlawtOct 25 · 00:52 UITC
“How does one best melt Ice?”
DIRTY SLAWT
The board spelled your name. Le Council notes that you did not tell it your name.
- sydOct 25 · 00:48 UITC
“Meow?”
ICE ONLY
The board only sees the ice. Le Council suggests a question about the league.
- jpvaleryOct 25 · 00:40 UITC
“What are the lottery numbers?”
4 8 15 16 23 42
Le Council does not recommend playing these. Le Council does not recommend anything.
- GeodunOct 25 · 00:36 UITC
“Should we trust GRAINE WETSKY FUNDS?”
ASK ABOUT ICE
The board only sees the ice. Le Council suggests a question about the league.
- TeranzOct 25 · 00:33 UITC
“Should I switch my idol?”
NO
Le Council records the answer. Le Council does not interpret it.
- Dr. CornwaterOct 25 · 00:09 UITC
“who is the best player in Hockay?”
SARR
The board is correct, for now. Le Council checked the scoring race.