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One Regulation Sheet
At 18:13 UITC on the 27th, with fifty-four games still to play in Season 03, the holding of Graine Wetsky Funds passed 1,012,800 kcups. That is the figure the Royal Institute for Nascent Kinetics published on the 16th as the quantity of Ice Shavings required to reconstitute one regulation sheet of ice. Le Council reports the crossing, reports that the postseason will cut the nightly recovery by roughly nine tenths from the 30th, and reports that an announcement the Funds undertook to make before the close of the season has not arrived.
This Week in Hockay: September 27th
Medellín won six and took a point from the seventh, Winnipeg lost their last three, and the two points between them now run the other way. Nairobi can no longer be caught, and Atlantis won seven of seven. More than a sheet and a half of ice crossed the boards, a third of it went to the Funds, and they finished the week at nineteen-twentieths of a sheet. The first holdings were forfeited on the 24th. For the first time, The Ice let a name go.
Periodic Disclosure: Graine Wetsky Funds
Filed with all forty-eight registers at 07:00 UITC on the 26th of September, for the period ended the 25th. Holdings unchanged, recovery uninterrupted, six lines of expenditure and one note about a subsequent event. Le Council carries it in full because Le Council is required to carry it, and draws attention to one line of it, which is the largest single figure ever filed with a Hockay register and which Le Council cannot account for.
Deeper Again
The Recovery Assembly was rebuilt deeper again overnight on the 19th, eight days after the last time, in all forty-eight buildings and at no cost. A period-end now yields between 2,000 and 4,000 kcups. The Funds' share off the top moves from twenty percent to a third. Le Council was notified on the 19th, by which time the units were in transit, and this advisory is shorter than the last one.
This Week in Hockay: September 20th
Winnipeg and Medellín both won six of seven, and the two points between them did not move all week. Ten teams in the Givre sit inside four points of one another. R.I.N.K. weighed a regulation sheet and published a number nobody asked for, and the price of a kcup quadrupled in six days. The register learned two new names and, with them, all five grades.
On the Reconstitution of a Regulation Sheet: A Technical Bulletin from R.I.N.K.
The Royal Institute for Nascent Kinetics has measured the settled density of the material The Jambono returns and has converted it into the only unit anybody trades it in. One regulation sheet of ice is 1,012,800 kcups. R.I.N.K. was not asked for this figure. R.I.N.K. has produced it anyway, and stands behind it.