Tricky Hats
Le Council has convened on the matter of hats. The matter has been resolved in favor of hats. Any player who scores a Hat Trick will receive a hat. It will be placed upon their head. It will remain there. The Almighty Ice will determine its form. Le Council will not be previewing the designs, fielding questions about the designs, or accepting returns. This ruling will apply retroactively. Players who scored Hat Tricks in Season 1 are advised to check their heads once Season 2 begins.
What brings us together? A love of The Game? Competitive Fervor? The Unwavering belief in The Almighty Ice? Yes. All of the above.
But what truly unites all of us? An overwhelming desire to witness/wear silly hats.
With this petition, I propose to Le Council that, upon scoring a Hat Trick, the fortunate player is presented with a silly hat, permanently and lovingly places upon their head.
Would it do anything practical? Who cares. It's a silly hat. What more is needed.
Adding a small hat icon to the player, or perhaps a permanent buff of "Hat" could show us the truly skilled/questionably fashionable players.
No buffs are required. Just the warm embrace of a hat. Maybe they look like team merch. Maybe it's a cowboy hat. Only the Almighty Ice truly knows.
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