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On the Reconstitution of a Regulation Sheet: A Technical Bulletin from R.I.N.K.
The Royal Institute for Nascent Kinetics has measured the settled density of the material The Jambono returns and has converted it into the only unit anybody trades it in. One regulation sheet of ice is 1,012,800 kcups. R.I.N.K. was not asked for this figure. R.I.N.K. has produced it anyway, and stands behind it.
An Announcement from the Funds
The Recovery Assembly was rebuilt deeper in all forty-eight buildings overnight, and Le Council learned of it from a notice the Funds sent to the registers rather than from anybody asking. A period-end now yields between 1,000 and 2,000 kcups where it yielded between 250 and 700. The Funds' share off the top doubles to twenty percent. Le Council carries the notice in full and finds every factual claim in it correct.
The Second Reckoning Renders Its Verdict
Eight days, thirteen categories, one ballot each. Twelve returned a leader. The thirteenth returned a tie Le Council is not going to manufacture a winner out of. Season 2 is now on the record.
The Confrérie Opens Its Counter
Thirteen Blisters, sealed. One thousand six hundred and eighty-six print runs standing open. The rates are published as a matter of record, and what arrives inside a packet is not the Confrérie's affair.
Before the Parishes, Nothing
Nine hundred and seventy games produced nothing of this kind. The parishes opened on the 27th of July and the register has twenty-three entries, the most recent of which took something off a Gander defenceman this morning. Le Council sets out the arithmetic and declines, for the third time, to finish it.
The Second Reckoning
Le Council has kept the Season 2 record since the intersaison closed. Le Council is now putting it to the citizenry. Thirteen categories, one ballot each, open for eight days.