News
The Shavings Marketplace is Open
The Jambono resurfaces the ice between every period. The shavings have always accumulated. Le Council has, with some embarrassment, never accounted for them. That ends today. The unit is the kcup — one Hockay Puck of volume, served in a paper cup by a vendor of uncertain origin.
Season 2 Will Debut Soon
Twenty-four cities. A live rink. A place to talk. A streak that rewards the faithful. Le Council acknowledges the scope of what has arrived.
The Playoffs Start Today
Thirty-eight matchdays. Ten overtimes on the final night. Eight teams remain. The Quarterfinals begin today.
On the Ice Manifesting New Teams
The four Provisional Field Assessment Offices have reached their conclusions. Le Council is updating the U.I.P.I. classification accordingly. The Ice was not asking. It was telling.
Le Council Activates P.A.T.I.N. KRYO Performance Is First In.
Le Permanent Council du Hockay and Unexplained Ice Phenomena has activated the Partnerships, Affiliations, Transactions & Incentives Network. Its first approved entry is KRYO Performance, a Tromsø-based gear manufacturer with an active sponsorship bid before Le Council and a 7-day endorsement campaign that will increase your daily reward to 1,000Ⱡ starting tomorrow.
On the Shape of the First Postseason
Ten matchdays remain, and the standings refuse to settle. Le Council has reviewed the season's competitive data and is revising the playoff format. The Quarterfinals and Semifinals will be decided as best-of-3 series. The Final remains as it was.