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On the Establishment of l'Agence des Pétitions et Sceaux Publics
Le Council has, for some time, received the concerns and ambitions of Hockay's citizenry through channels not designed for the purpose. Today Le Council opens one that is. l'Agence des Pétitions et Sceaux Publics begins accepting filings immediately.
On the Measurable Properties of Player Modifiers: A Technical Bulletin from R.I.N.K.
The Royal Institute for Nascent Kinetics has developed a surefire methodology for quantifying modifier effects. The findings are enclosed. R.I.N.K. stands behind them.
A Further Note on Ice Activity
Le Council has reviewed the updated data. Le Council is revising its prior classification in the interest of transparency, and not because it is required to, and not because anything alarming has occurred.
New Markets Opening Today
Over 13,000 bets placed. Ⱡ3,500,000 wagered. 52.0% win rate. B.U.T. has been watching. Today, it opens new markets.
A Note on Recent Ice Activity
Le Council has received reports. Le Council is not concerned. Le Council would like to clarify, unprompted, that there is no cause for concern. This is a routine advisory.
B.U.T. Authorizes Multiple Wagers Per Game
Le Council, by recommendation of the newly-chartered Bets Underwriting Team, hereby permits fans to place more than one wager on a single game. For some time now the youngsters have been chanting 'You Only Bet Once'—YOBO—as though it were scripture. It was not scripture. It was a limitation of our prior framework. As of today: yobo no mo.