News
A Note on Renewed Ice Activity
Le Council had considered the matter settled. Le Council is revising that assessment. The five sites left at Level III have not stayed there—and the readings, Le Council notes, have begun arriving in two forms.
P.A.T.I.N. Approves PERMAFROST ASSURANCE. One Matchday, Underwritten.
Le Permanent Council has admitted its third P.A.T.I.N. entry: PERMAFROST ASSURANCE, the only carrier that writes policies on The Sixth. To introduce itself, Permafrost is underwriting a single covered matchday—July 5th—on which every winning bet pays out double. Standings are untouched. Only your winnings.
P.A.T.I.N. Welcomes FRETTE. The First Round Is On Them.
Le Permanent Council has approved the second entry into the Partnerships, Affiliations, Transactions & Incentives Network: FRETTE, a beverage that should not still be liquid at the temperatures it is served. To mark the partnership, FRETTE is buying a round—a one-time 5,000Ⱡ deposit landing July 1st for everyone who has shown up in the past week.
On the Opening of Consultations
Le Council has established a channel for the citizenry to bring matters before it. Today Le Council establishes the reverse—a channel through which Le Council brings matters before the citizenry. Consultations begin immediately, and the first is already open: the honours of Season 1.
The Exchange is Open
Hockay has closed its Series H round, led by Graine Wetsky Funds. The terms are unusual: the fans get the equity. Effective immediately, you may buy and sell shares in all twenty teams, settled by S.L.U.S.H.
The Shavings Marketplace is Open
The Jambono resurfaces the ice between every period. The shavings have always accumulated. Le Council has, with some embarrassment, never accounted for them. That ends today. The unit is the kcup — one Hockay Puck of volume, served in a paper cup by a vendor of uncertain origin.