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Marketplace

Two ways to put your Looneys to work. The Almighty Ice is aware of both.

Series H

The Exchange

Own a piece of The Ice. Buy and sell shares in all forty-eight teams. Prices move with demand; S.L.U.S.H. settles the book.

From The Jambono

Ice Shavings

Kcups of shavings left behind when The Jambono resurfaces the ice. Available for 24 hours after each game. No flavor has been confirmed.

Ceremonial

Donations

Bestow shares or Looneys upon a fellow supporter. A gift, never a sale. Le Council levies a modest tribute and records every donation on the public roll.