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Own a piece of The Ice. Prices move with fan demand; the S.L.U.S.H. analysts' fair value tells you what a team's record says it's worth.

S.L.U.S.H. brokerage

2% to sell · 2%–30% to buy

Charged on both legs. Selling is always the standard rate; buying depends on how much open ice the purchase takes away.

A team's open ice is the part of its register still on the pool, available to anyone — out of 5,000,000 shares. The buy-side rate rises as a purchase takes it away, charged in bands on the portion of the buy made inside each one. Splitting a purchase into twenty does not change the total.

Above 3,500,000

2%

2,500,000–3,500,000

5%

1,500,000–2,500,000

15%

Below 1,500,000

30%

Ordinary buying is unaffected — every team with more than 3,500,000 on the pool pays the standard rate. The bands exist for purchases large enough to drain one.

ANCAnchorage Auroras
50,408
0.0%
20K left
MCMMcMurdo Monoliths
15,614
0.0%
85K left
MDEMedellín Mapaches
14,245
0.0%
183K left
ATLAtlantis Amonites
13,811
216.2%
256K left
DUBDublin Dragons
13,259
0.0%
415K left
STOStockholm Sirens
11,800
0.0%
60K left
OMAOman Orcas
10,328
0.0%
263K left
RKVReykjavik Ravens
10,289
0.5%
373K left
TAHTahiti Tsunami
9,065
0.0%
265K left
PRAPrague Phantoms
8,669
0.0%
131K left
OAHOahu Otters
7,988
0.0%
281K left
OSLOslo Owls
6,910
0.0%
381K left
TOKTokyo Titans
6,898
0.0%
103K left
GNDGander Geese
6,314
70.0%
66K left
MTLMontréal Maples
6,246
0.0%
138K left
JBGJohannesburg Jaguars
5,919
0.0%
93K left
WPGWinnipeg Wendigos
5,877
0.0%
103K left
HAVHavana Hammers
5,486
0.0%
107K left
PHKPhuket Podcasters
5,262
0.0%
414K left
AMSAmsterdam Aardvarks
4,912
0.0%
430K left
TEHTehran Tigers
4,907
0.0%
429K left
SAOSão Paulo Serpents
4,396
0.0%
185K left
NUUNuuk Nanuqs
4,181
0.7%
398K left
GDLGuadalajara Gatos
4,176
0.0%
112K left
PERPerth Pyres
4,062
0.0%
88K left
BUSBusan Blizzards
3,986
0.0%
91K left
SINSingapore Scorpions
3,928
0.0%
359K left
BRBBarbados Barracudas
3,757
0.0%
397K left
NRBNairobi Narwhals
3,730
0.0%
159K left
DKRDakar Djinns
3,674
0.0%
118K left
PANPanama Pangolins
3,644
0.0%
429K left
RIMRimini Rinklers
3,555
0.0%
72K left
MUMMumbai Monsoons
3,538
0.0%
82K left
USHUshuaia Undertow
3,440
0.0%
85K left
HELHelsinki Howlers
3,422
0.0%
68K left
KYVKyiv Kestrels
3,415
1.0%
410K left
WELWellington Whales
3,250
0.0%
149K left
MCOMonaco Moose
3,229
0.0%
470K left
CCSCaracas Chameleons
2,731
0.0%
453K left
VLAVladivostok Vodkas
2,692
0.0%
90K left
SMKSamarkand Seagulls
2,642
0.0%
546K left
LOSLagos Lions
2,630
0.0%
574K left
CHGChengdu Cranes
2,551
0.0%
525K left
ZNZZanzibar Zebras
2,424
5.6%
542K left
MOSMoscow Mules
2,389
14.7%
521K left
CAICairo Crocodiles
2,163
36.7%
196K left
CYPCyprus Chimeras
2,148
16.3%
587K left
CUZCuzco Crows
1,939
31.9%
588K left

Remaining is how many shares are still on the pool and available to buy. Not financial advice. None of this is.