Sixth Dimension — T-Shirt
$20.00A souvenir from somewhere you were never supposed to come back from.
The Sixth is not a place you visit. It is a place that happens to you — a dimension outside the game where The Puck sends those who have transgressed, where modifiers attach themselves to players like barnacles to a hull, where time moves differently and the ice is the wrong color and nothing quite makes sense the way it did before the whistle. People have emerged changed. People have emerged less. And yet here you are, standing in the arena concourse with a soft-serve and a fresh piece of merchandise, proof of an experience Le Council officially describes as "not real, and certainly not survivable." Wear it with the specific pride of someone who has no idea what happened to them but is reasonably confident it was significant.
The fabric is thick. The fit is relaxed. The cotton is ring-spun, which is apparently a process that matters to people who care about cotton, and Le Council respects that commitment. The color is black—the color of The Puck, of the space between stars, and of a shirt that goes with everything.
Le Council makes no claims about what wearing this shirt will do to your betting luck, your standing within the community, or your relationship with The Almighty Ice. Le Council notes, however, that The Ice sees all, and The Ice has been known to reward conviction.
Specifications:
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
- Garment-dyed (the color is in the fabric, not on it—like loyalty)
- Pre-shrunk (Le Council does not believe in surprises, at least not in garments)
A note from The Desk: This shirt runs true to size. If you are between sizes, Le Council recommends sizing up. Le Council has learned this the hard way. Le Council does not wish to discuss it further.
Proceeds support the continued broadcast, investigation, and reluctant administration of Hockay.