São Paulo Serpents — Color T-Shirt
$20.00You have declared an allegiance. This garment makes it visible.
The Official Procurement Desk is authorized to distribute team crest apparel on behalf of Le Permanent Council du Hockay and Unexplained Ice Phenomena. This particular item features the crest of the São Paulo Serpents on heavyweight, garment-dyed cotton that Le Council's textile evaluators describe as "unreasonably soft for something this durable."
The fabric is thick. The fit is relaxed. The cotton is ring-spun, which is apparently a process that matters to people who care about cotton, and Le Council respects that commitment. The color is black—the color of The Puck, of the space between stars, and of a shirt that goes with everything.
Le Council makes no claims about what wearing this shirt will do to your betting luck, your standing within the community, or your relationship with The Almighty Ice. Le Council notes, however, that The Ice sees all, and The Ice has been known to reward conviction.
Specifications:
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
- Garment-dyed (the color is in the fabric, not on it—like loyalty)
-Pre-shrunk (Le Council does not believe in surprises, at least not in garments)
A note from The Desk: This shirt runs true to size. If you are between sizes, Le Council recommends sizing up. Le Council has learned this the hard way. Le Council does not wish to discuss it further.
Proceeds support the continued broadcast, investigation, and reluctant administration of Hockay.