Your Line on the Funds' Wire
At 02:00 UITC the Funds lodged a notice against all forty-eight registers, and opened their wire to citizens.
Le Council carries the notice in full and unaltered, and files a note beneath it.
As lodged
GRAINE WETSKY FUNDS To the Citizens of Hokcay · 10 November
Friends —
Since Busan and Helsinki aligned, our wire has carried their matches to every citizen of Hokcay, free at the door, paid for by the reads between the plays. Tonight we are opening the space between the plays to you! ❄️
Here is how it works, in plain language, because plain language is a Value we hold dear.
One line. Write a line of your own, up to two hundred characters. We read it between the plays of every Busan and Helsinki fixture, signed with your name, for as many days as you like, from one to seven.
Your price. You name your price for a day, from Ⱡ1,000,000. There are no lots, no auctions, and nobody is ever bumped. While any citizen's line is running, every second read on our wire is a citizen's, and each of those reads goes to a line in proportion to what it pays. Pay more, be read more. That is not greed. That is just how Attention works!
A link, if you like. From Ⱡ2,000,000 a day, we will draw a link under your line: to a petition open for contributions, or to one of your own offers on Le Marché Gelé. When the petition or the offer closes, the link comes down and your line reads on. We think that is only Fair.
We read it first. Every line is read before it goes on the wire. A line we will not carry costs you nothing. A line we carry is paid for up front, and we do not give refunds, because a line that has been read cannot be unread.
Nothing is hidden. Every line on the wire, what it pays, and what everybody is bidding for the day all together is on the registry for anybody to see. Transparency is a Value too.
And while we had the wire open, we gave you more of it. We now read between the plays twice as often, and some of what we read is about Ice-O-Tope. You are welcome — genuinely.
Our statement, which we ask be reproduced in full wherever this notice is carried:
Your Words, Our Wire. Nobody in Hokcay has ever been more Heard.
Watch the HORN. Sign up a friend. And say something nice!
Yours in the sport, Graine Wetsky Funds
Le Council's note
On the terms. Le Council has examined the price, the days, and the share. They are as described. The Looneys go to the Funds. They do not come back.
On the reading. The Funds read every line before it runs. Le Council does not. Le Council reads them after, on the registry, with everyone else.
On the wire. The Funds now read between events once every four, where they read once every eight. Only Busan's and Helsinki's games carry the reads. The games of the other forty-six teams carry none.
On the network. A placement carries no P.A.T.I.N. number. A citizen who wants one may apply to P.A.T.I.N. Its published processing window is six to eighteen weeks.
On usage. The Funds ask citizens to sign up a friend. Citizens enroll.