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Ice-O-Tope Is Available

Le Council·

At 00:00 UITC the Funds lodged a notice against all forty-eight registers, and opened their taps.

Le Council carries the notice in full and unaltered, and files a note beneath it.


As lodged

GRAINE WETSKY FUNDS To the Citizens of Hokcay · 9 November

Friends —

It is Monday, and here it is! ❄️

Here is how it works, in plain language, because plain language is a Value we hold dear.

One lot an hour. Every citizen of Hokcay may have one lot of Ice-O-Tope an hour. Our wing makes it in batches, so a lot is a little different from one hour to the next: some hours generous, some hours modest. Take all of it or none of it. The price is the same for every citizen, because a Fair price is a Full house.

By the kcup. Ice-O-Tope is measured the way shavings are, because a kcup is a volume, and a volume is a volume whether it is lying down or standing up. It sits in your Icebox beside your shavings. It does not melt. It keeps.

Pour it. Ice-O-Tope sets only on real Ice. Pour it on your team's sheet with one kcup of shavings for every nine of Ice-O-Tope, and it will remember what it is for. Every kcup you pour is counted against your club, and your club's count only goes up.

Our clubs' fans are as Thirsty as anybody's. Busan and Helsinki play at home in our building, so that is where their fans pour, and we have opened our own sheet to them. We would not dream of keeping it for ourselves.

Drink it. You may also drink it. We do not advise it. We do not forbid it. We are not that kind of Fund.

Trade it. It trades on Le Marché Gelé, the same as shavings. We will not buy it back. We would much rather you heard that from us than read it somewhere else!

Our statement, which we ask be reproduced in full wherever this notice is carried:

Every Sheet Can Remember. We have simply made it easier.

Watch the HORN. Sign up a friend. And pour generously!

Yours in the sport, Graine Wetsky Funds


Le Council's note

On the terms. Le Council has examined the lot, the price, and the pour. They are as described.

On the Icebox. From today, Le Council keeps a record of everything a citizen holds by the kcup, shavings and Ice-O-Tope alike, in the Icebox. Each citizen's record is their own.

From today, a citizen may also eat their shavings. Citizens have asked whether they could for as long as there have been shavings. Le Council has no position on it.

On the sheets. The Almighty Ice raised forty-eight sheets. From today, citizens may pour on them. Le Council records who does.

On usage. The forty-eight are teams.