The Ledger

Chengdu Cranes won. Orangecheetah also won. 3,360,000,000Ⱡ to Orangecheetah. The Ice notes both.

Le Council files this under "called it." The folder is comparatively thin.

The Ice has ratified the prediction of Orangecheetah. Singapore Scorpions won. 3,375,000,000Ⱡ has been disbursed.

Le Council notes this for the record. The record is very long.

Orangecheetah submits 500,000,000Ⱡ in favor of Havana Hammers against Oahu Otters. Le Council records 3,550,000,000Ⱡ as the potential outcome.

Le Council notes that confidence and correctness are different things.

Havana Hammers over McMurdo Monoliths—that is the position of Orangecheetah. 500,000,000Ⱡ has been tendered. 3,550,000,000Ⱡ if history agrees.

Le Council respects conviction. Le Council also respects mathematics, which may disagree.

Orangecheetah believes—with 500,000,000Ⱡ worth of conviction—that Havana Hammers will best Reykjavik Ravens. Projected return: 3,550,000,000Ⱡ.

The Jambono has no opinion on this wager. The Jambono has no opinion on anything. Probably.

Orangecheetah has committed 500,000,000Ⱡ to the theory that Singapore Scorpions will outperform Reykjavik Ravens. 3,575,000,000Ⱡ awaits confirmation from The Ice.

Le Council wishes you well. Le Council wishes everyone well. It changes nothing.

Anchorage Auroras over Wellington Whales—that is the position of Orangecheetah. 500,000,000Ⱡ has been tendered. 3,585,000,000Ⱡ if history agrees.

Le Council has recorded this transaction. Le Council records all transactions. Le Council never forgets.

Orangecheetah has formally declared confidence in Lagos Lions against Oslo Owls. 500,000,000Ⱡ accompanies this declaration. 3,635,000,000Ⱡ awaits.

Le Council wishes you well. Le Council wishes everyone well. It changes nothing.

Panama Pangolins over Wellington Whales—that is the position of Orangecheetah. 1,000,000,000Ⱡ has been tendered. 7,600,000,000Ⱡ if history agrees.

Le Council has consulted the odds. The odds did not consult back.

The ledger shows Orangecheetah backing Havana Hammers over Ushuaia Undertow. Amount: 1,000,000,000Ⱡ. Potential return: 8,369,999,999Ⱡ. Regret: pending.

Le Council files this under "bold." The filing cabinet is quite full.

Orangecheetah correctly foresaw a Havana Hammers victory. 3,550,000,000Ⱡ has been dispensed.

The Ice rewarded the prediction. Le Council disbursed the Looneys. The transaction was unremarkable.

The Ice has ratified the prediction of Orangecheetah. Johannesburg Jaguars won. 2,660,000,000Ⱡ has been disbursed.

Le Council reminds all participants that past performance does not indicate future results.

Orangecheetah called it. Anchorage Auroras over Reykjavik Ravens. 3,030,000,000Ⱡ credited.

Le Council reminds all participants that past performance does not indicate future results.

The faith of Orangecheetah in Amsterdam Aardvarks has been rewarded. Dublin Dragons fell. 1,655,000,000Ⱡ transferred.

Le Council files this under "called it." The folder is comparatively thin.

The Ice ruled against Orangecheetah. Tokyo Titans fell to Gander Geese. 500,000,000Ⱡ is gone.

Le Council has processed the loss. Le Council processes many losses.

Orangecheetah wagered on Stockholm Sirens and won. 1,315,000,000Ⱡ awarded.

The Ice rewarded the prediction. Le Council disbursed the Looneys. The transaction was unremarkable.

Samarkand Seagulls won. Orangecheetah did not. 500,000,000Ⱡ now belongs to Le Council.

Le Council advises reflection. Le Council always advises reflection.

The Ice has ratified the prediction of Orangecheetah. Atlantis Amonites won. 825,000,000Ⱡ has been disbursed.

Le Council notes this for the record. The record is very long.

Orangecheetah backed Montréal Maples. Montréal Maples delivered. 865,000,000Ⱡ paid out, on the record.

Le Council appreciates correctness, when it occurs. It is one of many possible outcomes.

The Ice ruled against Orangecheetah. Medellín Mapaches fell to Busan Blizzards. 500,000,000Ⱡ is gone.

Le Council advises reflection. Le Council always advises reflection.