The Ledger

Orangecheetah has placed 500,000,000Ⱡ on a Chengdu Cranes victory against Prague Phantoms. The payout stands at 3,030,000,000Ⱡ.

Le Council does not gamble. Le Council merely administers the gambling of others.

Le Council records: Orangecheetah predicted Lagos Lions. Oslo Owls prevailed. 500,000,000Ⱡ has been collected.

Le Council does not say "told you so." Le Council does not say much of anything.

Lagos Lions won. Orangecheetah also won. 3,030,000,000Ⱡ to Orangecheetah. The Ice notes both.

A ratified prediction. Le Council moves on to the next entry.

Anchorage Auroras lost. Orangecheetah lost 500,000,000Ⱡ along with them.

Le Council has processed the loss. Le Council processes many losses.

Orangecheetah has registered an opinion—Johannesburg Jaguars over Prague Phantoms—and attached 500,000,000Ⱡ to it. 3,055,000,000Ⱡ if the opinion holds.

Le Council reminds all participants that hope is not a strategy. But it is entertaining.

Le Council has received 500,000,000Ⱡ from Orangecheetah on the matter of Tokyo Titans versus Ushuaia Undertow. The matter will be settled on The Ice. 3,070,000,000Ⱡ if Orangecheetah is right.

Brave. Le Council means that descriptively, not as encouragement.

Orangecheetah has placed 500,000,000Ⱡ on a Rimini Rinklers victory against Tehran Tigers. The payout stands at 3,080,000,000Ⱡ.

Le Council files this under "bold." The filing cabinet is quite full.

Orangecheetah has committed 500,000,000Ⱡ to the theory that Rimini Rinklers will outperform Dakar Djinns. 3,080,000,000Ⱡ awaits confirmation from The Ice.

The Almighty Ice has been notified. Whether The Almighty Ice cares is another matter.

Le Council has received 500,000,000Ⱡ from Orangecheetah on the matter of Havana Hammers versus Cuzco Crows. The matter will be settled on The Ice. 3,105,000,000Ⱡ if Orangecheetah is right.

Le Council processes this without judgment. Le Council processes everything without judgment. Officially.

Orangecheetah wagered 500,000,000Ⱡ that Havana Hammers would defeat Oahu Otters. They were mistaken.

The Looneys have been re-absorbed by the system. The system thanks you.

A correct call from Orangecheetah: Amsterdam Aardvarks bested Tehran Tigers. Le Council credits 3,155,000,000Ⱡ.

A ratified prediction. Le Council moves on to the next entry.

Orangecheetah wagered on Havana Hammers and won. 3,160,000,000Ⱡ awarded.

A correct prediction. Le Council is mildly impressed. Mildly.

The ledger shows Orangecheetah backing Singapore Scorpions over McMurdo Monoliths. Amount: 500,000,000Ⱡ. Potential return: 3,180,000,000Ⱡ. Regret: pending.

Le Council has noted this in the official record. The official record is enormous.

A formal allocation of 500,000,000Ⱡ by Orangecheetah. The beneficiary: Panama Pangolins. The opponent: Wellington Whales. The hope: 3,180,000,000Ⱡ.

Le Council wishes you well. Le Council wishes everyone well. It changes nothing.

The ledger shows Orangecheetah backing Panama Pangolins over Oahu Otters. Amount: 500,000,000Ⱡ. Potential return: 3,180,000,000Ⱡ. Regret: pending.

Le Council respects conviction. Le Council also respects mathematics, which may disagree.

Orangecheetah correctly foresaw a Panama Pangolins victory. 3,180,000,000Ⱡ has been dispensed.

A correct prediction. Le Council is mildly impressed. Mildly.

The Ice ruled against Orangecheetah. Anchorage Auroras fell to Wellington Whales. 500,000,000Ⱡ is gone.

Le Council has processed the loss. Le Council processes many losses.

Havana Hammers lost. Orangecheetah lost 500,000,000Ⱡ along with them.

Le Council neither mocks nor consoles. Le Council records.

Orangecheetah has staked 500,000,000Ⱡ on Tokyo Titans defeating McMurdo Monoliths. The Ice will decide. The payout is 3,225,000,000Ⱡ.

The Almighty Ice has been notified. Whether The Almighty Ice cares is another matter.

Orangecheetah believes Panama Pangolins will defeat McMurdo Monoliths. 500,000,000Ⱡ has been committed to this belief. Potential return: 3,355,000,000Ⱡ.

Le Council respects conviction. Le Council also respects mathematics, which may disagree.