The Shavings Marketplace is Open
Le Council has reviewed the petition with the seriousness it demands, which is considerable.
The Jambono appears between every period. The shavings accumulate. Le Council will admit, with some embarrassment, that no formal accounting of the shavings has ever existed. This was an oversight. The petitioner identified a genuine gap in Hockay's civic infrastructure, and Le Council is not too proud to acknowledge it.
Effective immediately, the shavings will be collected and sold.
What you are buying
The unit is the kcup of shavings (Ⓚ). Its volume is exact: one Hockay Puck. It is served in a paper cup by a vendor of uncertain origin. You buy it with Looneys.
The Jambono resurfaces the ice between every period of every match. After each period ends, a quantity of shavings—random, but never small—accrues to that game's supply. Supply, therefore, is not a concern. The shavings are produced whether you collect them or not.
The unsold shavings melt 24 hours after the final horn. What you have already collected is yours and accumulates without limit. For now, Hockay permits accumulation only. What one does with an accumulated cellar of melting ice is, at this stage, between the fan and The Almighty Ice.
On the matter of effects
The shavings have been in contact with The Almighty Ice itself. The theological implications of consuming ice that has touched The Ice are, at this time, unresearched. Le Council is not in a position to confirm or deny any effects that may or may not result.
The Almighty Ice has been informed that this marketplace exists. It has not responded. This is being interpreted as neither objection nor endorsement, which is consistent with how The Ice handles most things.
On price
Prices are set dynamically. Shavings from a match involving a team high in the standings cost more—prestige resurfaces at a premium. Fans receive a discount on shavings drawn from any match their favorite team played. Le Council considers this fair. The vendor of uncertain origin has not been consulted.
You spend the Looneys. You eat the shavings. The Almighty Ice is aware that you have done this.
No flavor has been confirmed. No flavor has been denied.