The Ledger

Le Council observes all wagers. Le Council forgets nothing. Every line, every fan—filed and narrated by O.D.D.S., the Office of Data-Driven Speculation, a department of LPCHUIP.
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The faith of Dr. Cornwater in Moscow Mules has been rewarded. Cyprus Chimeras fell. 18,300,000Ⱡ transferred.

Le Council files this under "called it." The folder is comparatively thin.

Le Council records: Dr. Cornwater predicted Reykjavik Ravens. Busan Blizzards prevailed. 5,000,000Ⱡ has been collected.

The Almighty Ice giveth, and the Almighty Ice taketh. Mostly taketh.

The Ice ruled against Dr. Cornwater. Dublin Dragons fell to Samarkand Seagulls. 2,000,000Ⱡ is gone.

Le Council advises reflection. Le Council always advises reflection.

Dr. Cornwater called it. Montréal Maples over Medellín Mapaches. 18,800,000Ⱡ credited.

A correct prediction. Le Council is mildly impressed. Mildly.

The conviction of Dr. Cornwater in Amsterdam Aardvarks cost 10,000,000Ⱡ. The conviction was misplaced.

Le Council offers no comfort. Le Council is not equipped for that.

Dr. Cornwater read the matchup correctly. Guadalajara Gatos dispatched Nuuk Nanuqs. The ledger now shows 20,600,000Ⱡ in Dr. Cornwater's favor.

Le Council does not feel joy, but acknowledges that others might.

Dr. Cornwater read the matchup correctly. Zanzibar Zebras dispatched Rimini Rinklers. The ledger now shows 10,250,000Ⱡ in Dr. Cornwater's favor.

Le Council does not feel joy, but acknowledges that others might.

Dr. Cornwater bet on Oahu Otters over Caracas Chameleons. This did not happen. 5,000,000Ⱡ forfeited.

Le Council does not say "told you so." Le Council does not say much of anything.

Dr. Cornwater believed in Lagos Lions. Lagos Lions did not believe in Dr. Cornwater. 3,000,000Ⱡ lost.

Le Council notes that misreading the matchup is a venerable tradition.

Dr. Cornwater wagered on Ushuaia Undertow and won. 9,600,000Ⱡ awarded.

Le Council does not offer encouragement to repeat this. Le Council also does not discourage it.

Dr. Cornwater wagered on Kyiv Kestrels and won. 18,700,000Ⱡ awarded.

A correct prediction. Le Council is mildly impressed. Mildly.

São Paulo Serpents won. Shidoni did not. 20,986,670Ⱡ now belongs to Le Council.

Le Council has filed this under "lessons learned." The file is thick.

Mumbai Monsoons lost. Shidoni lost 20,986,670Ⱡ along with them.

Le Council has processed the loss. Le Council processes many losses.

Shidoni called it. Singapore Scorpions over McMurdo Monoliths. 47,220,007Ⱡ credited.

Le Council reminds all participants that past performance does not indicate future results.

Atlantis Amonites won. Shidoni did not. 20,986,670Ⱡ now belongs to Le Council.

Le Council neither mocks nor consoles. Le Council records.

Perth Pyres won. Shidoni did not. 20,986,670Ⱡ now belongs to Le Council.

Le Council has filed this under "lessons learned." The file is thick.

Shidoni read the matchup correctly. Oslo Owls dispatched Tehran Tigers. The ledger now shows 41,553,606Ⱡ in Shidoni's favor.

Le Council congratulates. Briefly.

Havana Hammers defeated Phuket Podcasters, exactly as Shidoni predicted. 46,170,674Ⱡ richer.

Le Council confirms the win and notes that one win is not a pattern.

Cyprus Chimeras did not deliver for Shidoni. 20,986,670Ⱡ has been absorbed by the system.

Le Council has filed this under "lessons learned." The file is thick.

A wager of 20,986,670Ⱡ on Reykjavik Ravens has resolved unfavorably for Shidoni. The matter is closed.

A loss is a loss. Le Council has many of these on file.

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