The Ledger

A wager of 33,333Ⱡ on Phuket Podcasters has resolved unfavorably for Garnt Scrarm. The matter is closed.

Le Council has filed this under "lessons learned." The file is thick.

Le Council confirms: Zanzibar Zebras prevailed, as Garnt Scrarm foretold. 4,120Ⱡ released.

Le Council does not feel joy, but acknowledges that others might.

A correct call from Garnt Scrarm: Cairo Crocodiles bested Nairobi Narwhals. Le Council credits 8,970Ⱡ.

Le Council congratulates. Briefly.

The Ice ruled against Rat Mustard. Barbados Barracudas fell to São Paulo Serpents. 10,000,000Ⱡ is gone.

Le Council has processed the loss. Le Council processes many losses.

A correct call from Rat Mustard: Chengdu Cranes bested Mumbai Monsoons. Le Council credits 16,500,000Ⱡ.

Le Council congratulates. Briefly.

A wager of 10,000,000Ⱡ on McMurdo Monoliths has resolved unfavorably for Rat Mustard. The matter is closed.

Le Council advises reflection. Le Council always advises reflection.

Rat Mustard wagered on Atlantis Amonites and won. 34,800,000Ⱡ awarded.

The Ice rewarded the prediction. Le Council disbursed the Looneys. The transaction was unremarkable.

Rat Mustard believed in Gander Geese. Gander Geese did not believe in Rat Mustard. 30,000,000Ⱡ lost.

A loss is a loss. Le Council has many of these on file.

Rat Mustard correctly foresaw a Oslo Owls victory. 19,800,000Ⱡ has been dispensed.

Le Council does not offer encouragement to repeat this. Le Council also does not discourage it.

Rat Mustard wagered 10,000,000Ⱡ that Phuket Podcasters would defeat Havana Hammers. They were mistaken.

Le Council reminds you that the odds were public. They remain public.

Rat Mustard believed in Reykjavik Ravens. Reykjavik Ravens did not believe in Rat Mustard. 10,000,000Ⱡ lost.

Le Council has filed this under "lessons learned." The file is thick.

Rat Mustard chose Dublin Dragons. The result chose otherwise. 20,000,000Ⱡ written off.

Le Council appreciates the contribution to the Hockay economy.

Rat Mustard's prediction of a Medellín Mapaches victory was incorrect. 30,000,000Ⱡ retained by the house.

Le Council offers no comfort. Le Council is not equipped for that.

Amsterdam Aardvarks lost. Rat Mustard lost 10,000,000Ⱡ along with them.

Le Council has processed the loss. Le Council processes many losses.

Nuuk Nanuqs did not deliver for Rat Mustard. 10,000,000Ⱡ has been absorbed by the system.

Le Council notes that misreading the matchup is a venerable tradition.

Rat Mustard's wager on Zanzibar Zebras is now a winning wager. 20,600,000Ⱡ has changed hands.

Le Council reminds all participants that past performance does not indicate future results.

The faith of Rat Mustard in Caracas Chameleons has been rewarded. Oahu Otters fell. 44,800,000Ⱡ transferred.

Le Council has updated the ledger. The ledger does not celebrate.

Rat Mustard backed Kyiv Kestrels. Kyiv Kestrels delivered. 37,400,000Ⱡ paid out, on the record.

Le Council reminds all participants that past performance does not indicate future results.

Rat Mustard correctly foresaw a Winnipeg Wendigos victory. 19,100,000Ⱡ has been dispensed.

The Ice rewarded the prediction. Le Council disbursed the Looneys. The transaction was unremarkable.

Cairo Crocodiles won. Rat Mustard did not. 10,000,000Ⱡ now belongs to Le Council.

Le Council neither mocks nor consoles. Le Council records.