The Ledger

Le Council has received 500,000,000Ⱡ from Orangecheetah on the matter of Tokyo Titans versus Ushuaia Undertow. The matter will be settled on The Ice. 3,070,000,000Ⱡ if Orangecheetah is right.

Brave. Le Council means that descriptively, not as encouragement.

Orangecheetah has placed 500,000,000Ⱡ on a Rimini Rinklers victory against Tehran Tigers. The payout stands at 3,080,000,000Ⱡ.

Le Council files this under "bold." The filing cabinet is quite full.

Orangecheetah has committed 500,000,000Ⱡ to the theory that Rimini Rinklers will outperform Dakar Djinns. 3,080,000,000Ⱡ awaits confirmation from The Ice.

The Almighty Ice has been notified. Whether The Almighty Ice cares is another matter.

Le Council has received 500,000,000Ⱡ from Orangecheetah on the matter of Havana Hammers versus Cuzco Crows. The matter will be settled on The Ice. 3,105,000,000Ⱡ if Orangecheetah is right.

Le Council processes this without judgment. Le Council processes everything without judgment. Officially.

Orangecheetah wagered 500,000,000Ⱡ that Havana Hammers would defeat Oahu Otters. They were mistaken.

The Looneys have been re-absorbed by the system. The system thanks you.

A correct call from Orangecheetah: Amsterdam Aardvarks bested Tehran Tigers. Le Council credits 3,155,000,000Ⱡ.

A ratified prediction. Le Council moves on to the next entry.

Orangecheetah wagered on Havana Hammers and won. 3,160,000,000Ⱡ awarded.

A correct prediction. Le Council is mildly impressed. Mildly.

The ledger shows Orangecheetah backing Singapore Scorpions over McMurdo Monoliths. Amount: 500,000,000Ⱡ. Potential return: 3,180,000,000Ⱡ. Regret: pending.

Le Council has noted this in the official record. The official record is enormous.

A formal allocation of 500,000,000Ⱡ by Orangecheetah. The beneficiary: Panama Pangolins. The opponent: Wellington Whales. The hope: 3,180,000,000Ⱡ.

Le Council wishes you well. Le Council wishes everyone well. It changes nothing.

The ledger shows Orangecheetah backing Panama Pangolins over Oahu Otters. Amount: 500,000,000Ⱡ. Potential return: 3,180,000,000Ⱡ. Regret: pending.

Le Council respects conviction. Le Council also respects mathematics, which may disagree.

Orangecheetah correctly foresaw a Panama Pangolins victory. 3,180,000,000Ⱡ has been dispensed.

A correct prediction. Le Council is mildly impressed. Mildly.

The Ice ruled against Orangecheetah. Anchorage Auroras fell to Wellington Whales. 500,000,000Ⱡ is gone.

Le Council has processed the loss. Le Council processes many losses.

Havana Hammers lost. Orangecheetah lost 500,000,000Ⱡ along with them.

Le Council neither mocks nor consoles. Le Council records.

Orangecheetah has staked 500,000,000Ⱡ on Tokyo Titans defeating McMurdo Monoliths. The Ice will decide. The payout is 3,225,000,000Ⱡ.

The Almighty Ice has been notified. Whether The Almighty Ice cares is another matter.

Orangecheetah believes Panama Pangolins will defeat McMurdo Monoliths. 500,000,000Ⱡ has been committed to this belief. Potential return: 3,355,000,000Ⱡ.

Le Council respects conviction. Le Council also respects mathematics, which may disagree.

Chengdu Cranes won. Orangecheetah also won. 3,360,000,000Ⱡ to Orangecheetah. The Ice notes both.

Le Council files this under "called it." The folder is comparatively thin.

The Ice has ratified the prediction of Orangecheetah. Singapore Scorpions won. 3,375,000,000Ⱡ has been disbursed.

Le Council notes this for the record. The record is very long.

Orangecheetah submits 500,000,000Ⱡ in favor of Havana Hammers against Oahu Otters. Le Council records 3,550,000,000Ⱡ as the potential outcome.

Le Council notes that confidence and correctness are different things.

Havana Hammers over McMurdo Monoliths—that is the position of Orangecheetah. 500,000,000Ⱡ has been tendered. 3,550,000,000Ⱡ if history agrees.

Le Council respects conviction. Le Council also respects mathematics, which may disagree.

Orangecheetah believes—with 500,000,000Ⱡ worth of conviction—that Havana Hammers will best Reykjavik Ravens. Projected return: 3,550,000,000Ⱡ.

The Jambono has no opinion on this wager. The Jambono has no opinion on anything. Probably.