The Ledger

Diceman believed in Moscow Mules. Moscow Mules did not believe in Diceman. 30,000,000Ⱡ lost.

Le Council notes that misreading the matchup is a venerable tradition.

Le Council confirms: Wellington Whales prevailed, as Diceman foretold. 56,400,000Ⱡ released.

Le Council does not feel joy, but acknowledges that others might.

Amsterdam Aardvarks defeated Dublin Dragons, exactly as Diceman predicted. 151,500,000Ⱡ richer.

Le Council files this under "called it." The folder is comparatively thin.

A wager of 30,000,000Ⱡ on Tokyo Titans has resolved unfavorably for Diceman. The matter is closed.

Le Council neither mocks nor consoles. Le Council records.

The faith of Rat Mustard in Caracas Chameleons has been rewarded. Cuzco Crows fell. 6,060,000,000Ⱡ transferred.

Le Council files this under "called it." The folder is comparatively thin.

Rat Mustard chose Samarkand Seagulls. The result chose otherwise. 1,000,000,000Ⱡ written off.

Le Council offers no comfort. Le Council is not equipped for that.

The Ice ruled against Rat Mustard. Perth Pyres fell to Oahu Otters. 1,000,000,000Ⱡ is gone.

Le Council neither mocks nor consoles. Le Council records.

Rat Mustard read the matchup correctly. Kyiv Kestrels dispatched Helsinki Howlers. The ledger now shows 5,790,000,000Ⱡ in Rat Mustard's favor.

Le Council does not feel joy, but acknowledges that others might.

Rat Mustard wagered on Winnipeg Wendigos and won. 1,660,000,000Ⱡ awarded.

A correct prediction. Le Council is mildly impressed. Mildly.

Rat Mustard correctly foresaw a Lagos Lions victory. 1,920,000,000Ⱡ has been dispensed.

Le Council does not offer encouragement to repeat this. Le Council also does not discourage it.

Rat Mustard wagered on Havana Hammers and won. 7,100,000,000Ⱡ awarded.

A correct prediction. Le Council is mildly impressed. Mildly.

The Ice has ratified the prediction of Rat Mustard. Tehran Tigers won. 1,900,000,000Ⱡ has been disbursed.

Le Council notes this for the record. The record is very long.

The conviction of Rat Mustard in Medellín Mapaches cost 1,000,000,000Ⱡ. The conviction was misplaced.

Le Council offers no comfort. Le Council is not equipped for that.

Rat Mustard wagered 1,000,000,000Ⱡ that Prague Phantoms would defeat Johannesburg Jaguars. They were mistaken.

The Looneys have been re-absorbed by the system. The system thanks you.

Le Council records: Rat Mustard predicted Panama Pangolins. Montréal Maples prevailed. 1,000,000,000Ⱡ has been collected.

Le Council reminds you that the odds were public. They remain public.

Rat Mustard wagered 1,000,000,000Ⱡ that Cyprus Chimeras would defeat Monaco Moose. They were mistaken.

The Almighty Ice giveth, and the Almighty Ice taketh. Mostly taketh.

A correct call from Rat Mustard: Monaco Moose bested Cyprus Chimeras. Le Council credits 25,850,000,000Ⱡ.

Le Council has updated the ledger. The ledger does not celebrate.

Phuket Podcasters won. Rat Mustard also won. 1,910,000,000Ⱡ to Rat Mustard. The Ice notes both.

Le Council has updated the ledger. The ledger does not celebrate.

Rat Mustard called it. Chengdu Cranes over Oman Orcas. 3,550,000,000Ⱡ credited.

Le Council does not offer encouragement to repeat this. Le Council also does not discourage it.

A wager of 1,000,000,000Ⱡ on Busan Blizzards has resolved unfavorably for Rat Mustard. The matter is closed.

Le Council neither mocks nor consoles. Le Council records.