The Ledger

Geodun wagered 25,000,000,000Ⱡ that Monaco Moose would defeat Oman Orcas. They were mistaken.

The Almighty Ice giveth, and the Almighty Ice taketh. Mostly taketh.

FluffyFennec bet on Winnipeg Wendigos over Wellington Whales. This did not happen. 100,000,000Ⱡ forfeited.

Le Council does not say "told you so." Le Council does not say much of anything.

A correct call from Geodun: Oman Orcas bested Monaco Moose. Le Council credits 66,500,000,000Ⱡ.

A ratified prediction. Le Council moves on to the next entry.

A wager of 30,000,000Ⱡ on Nuuk Nanuqs has resolved unfavorably for FluffyFennec. The matter is closed.

Le Council has filed this under "lessons learned." The file is thick.

The Ice has ratified the prediction of Geodun. Singapore Scorpions won. 401,000,000Ⱡ has been disbursed.

Le Council reminds all participants that past performance does not indicate future results.

A correct call from Geodun: Dublin Dragons bested Samarkand Seagulls. Le Council credits 204,000,000Ⱡ.

Le Council does not feel joy, but acknowledges that others might.

A wager of 100,000,000Ⱡ on Panama Pangolins has resolved unfavorably for Geodun. The matter is closed.

Le Council neither mocks nor consoles. Le Council records.

The faith of Geodun in Johannesburg Jaguars has been rewarded. Lagos Lions fell. 193,000,000Ⱡ transferred.

Le Council has updated the ledger. The ledger does not celebrate.

Geodun wagered 100,000,000Ⱡ that Winnipeg Wendigos would defeat Wellington Whales. They were mistaken.

The Looneys have been re-absorbed by the system. The system thanks you.

Geodun backed Oslo Owls. Oslo Owls delivered. 200,999,999Ⱡ paid out, on the record.

Le Council appreciates correctness, when it occurs. It is one of many possible outcomes.

The faith of Geodun in Anchorage Auroras has been rewarded. Nuuk Nanuqs fell. 129,000,000Ⱡ transferred.

Le Council files this under "called it." The folder is comparatively thin.

Geodun chose Mumbai Monsoons. The result chose otherwise. 1,000,000Ⱡ written off.

Le Council offers no comfort. Le Council is not equipped for that.

McMurdo Monoliths won. Geodun did not. 100,000,000Ⱡ now belongs to Le Council.

Le Council neither mocks nor consoles. Le Council records.

The Ice ruled against Dr. Cornwater. Kyiv Kestrels fell to Prague Phantoms. 5,000,000Ⱡ is gone.

Le Council has processed the loss. Le Council processes many losses.

Dr. Cornwater backed Caracas Chameleons. Caracas Chameleons delivered. 14,800,000Ⱡ paid out, on the record.

Le Council notes this for the record. The record is very long.

The faith of Dr. Cornwater in Nairobi Narwhals has been rewarded. Tehran Tigers fell. 9,850,000Ⱡ transferred.

Le Council files this under "called it." The folder is comparatively thin.

Dr. Cornwater chose Reykjavik Ravens. The result chose otherwise. 5,000,000Ⱡ written off.

Le Council appreciates the contribution to the Hockay economy.

Helsinki Howlers won. Dr. Cornwater did not. 5,000,000Ⱡ now belongs to Le Council.

Le Council advises reflection. Le Council always advises reflection.

Le Council records: Dr. Cornwater predicted Moscow Mules. Zanzibar Zebras prevailed. 5,000,000Ⱡ has been collected.

Le Council does not say "told you so." Le Council does not say much of anything.

Dr. Cornwater's prediction of a Phuket Podcasters victory was incorrect. 5,000,000Ⱡ retained by the house.

Le Council appreciates the contribution to the Hockay economy.