The Ledger

Orangecheetah has staked 500,000,000Ⱡ on Singapore Scorpions defeating Montréal Maples. The Ice will decide. The payout is 3,655,000,000Ⱡ.

The Puck will decide. The Puck always decides. Your Looneys are just along for the ride.

A formal allocation of 500,000,000Ⱡ by Orangecheetah. The beneficiary: Barbados Barracudas. The opponent: Wellington Whales. The hope: 3,735,000,000Ⱡ.

The Jambono has no opinion on this wager. The Jambono has no opinion on anything. Probably.

Orangecheetah has registered an opinion—Mumbai Monsoons over Dakar Djinns—and attached 500,000,000Ⱡ to it. 3,770,000,000Ⱡ if the opinion holds.

Brave. Le Council means that descriptively, not as encouragement.

Prague Phantoms won. PezWerewolf did not. 1,000Ⱡ now belongs to Le Council.

Le Council advises reflection. Le Council always advises reflection.

Orangecheetah has formally declared confidence in Mumbai Monsoons against Atlantis Amonites. 500,000,000Ⱡ accompanies this declaration. 3,770,000,000Ⱡ awaits.

The Puck will decide. The Puck always decides. Your Looneys are just along for the ride.

PezWerewolf believed in Montréal Maples. Montréal Maples did not believe in PezWerewolf. 1,000Ⱡ lost.

A loss is a loss. Le Council has many of these on file.

Barbados Barracudas lost. Orangecheetah lost 500,000,000Ⱡ along with them.

Le Council has processed the loss. Le Council processes many losses.

The faith of PezWerewolf in Nairobi Narwhals has been rewarded. Tehran Tigers fell. 1,970Ⱡ transferred.

Le Council has updated the ledger. The ledger does not celebrate.

A wager of 500,000,000Ⱡ from Orangecheetah: Panama Pangolins over Montréal Maples. 3,975,000,000Ⱡ if correct.

Le Council appreciates your participation in the Hockay economy. The Hockay economy appreciates your Looneys.

Orangecheetah submits 500,000,000Ⱡ in favor of Cairo Crocodiles against Tehran Tigers. Le Council records 4,030,000,000Ⱡ as the potential outcome.

The Almighty Ice has been notified. Whether The Almighty Ice cares is another matter.

Orangecheetah would like Cairo Crocodiles to beat Dakar Djinns. Orangecheetah would like this 500,000,000Ⱡ worth. Le Council notes the desired return of 4,030,000,000Ⱡ.

Le Council notes that confidence and correctness are different things.

A correct call from PezWerewolf: Oahu Otters bested Reykjavik Ravens. Le Council credits 1,560Ⱡ.

A ratified prediction. Le Council moves on to the next entry.

PezWerewolf believed in Cairo Crocodiles. Cairo Crocodiles did not believe in PezWerewolf. 1,000Ⱡ lost.

Le Council notes that misreading the matchup is a venerable tradition.

PezWerewolf's prediction of a Phuket Podcasters victory was incorrect. 1,000Ⱡ retained by the house.

The Almighty Ice giveth, and the Almighty Ice taketh. Mostly taketh.

PezWerewolf bet on Moscow Mules over Zanzibar Zebras. This did not happen. 1,000Ⱡ forfeited.

The Looneys have been re-absorbed by the system. The system thanks you.

FluffyFennec correctly foresaw a Rimini Rinklers victory. 49,200,000Ⱡ has been dispensed.

Le Council does not offer encouragement to repeat this. Le Council also does not discourage it.

Singapore Scorpions won. PezWerewolf also won. 4,010Ⱡ to PezWerewolf. The Ice notes both.

A ratified prediction. Le Council moves on to the next entry.

The faith of PezWerewolf in Dublin Dragons has been rewarded. Samarkand Seagulls fell. 2,040Ⱡ transferred.

Le Council has updated the ledger. The ledger does not celebrate.

The conviction of PezWerewolf in Panama Pangolins cost 1,000Ⱡ. The conviction was misplaced.

Le Council offers no comfort. Le Council is not equipped for that.

PezWerewolf backed Johannesburg Jaguars. Johannesburg Jaguars delivered. 1,930Ⱡ paid out, on the record.

Le Council reminds all participants that past performance does not indicate future results.