The Ledger

Exotic Exode believed in Cairo Crocodiles. Cairo Crocodiles did not believe in Exotic Exode. 30,000,000,000Ⱡ lost.

Le Council notes that misreading the matchup is a venerable tradition.

A wager of 20,000,000Ⱡ on Panama Pangolins has resolved unfavorably for FluffyFennec. The matter is closed.

Le Council neither mocks nor consoles. Le Council records.

~andrew~ bet on Barbados Barracudas over Caracas Chameleons. This did not happen. 50,000,000Ⱡ forfeited.

Le Council does not say "told you so." Le Council does not say much of anything.

The Ice ruled against ~andrew~. Cairo Crocodiles fell to Prague Phantoms. 50,000,000Ⱡ is gone.

Le Council has processed the loss. Le Council processes many losses.

Phuket Podcasters won. ~andrew~ also won. 329,000,000Ⱡ to ~andrew~. The Ice notes both.

Le Council files this under "called it." The folder is comparatively thin.

The Ice has ratified the prediction of ~andrew~. Samarkand Seagulls won. 211,000,000Ⱡ has been disbursed.

Le Council reminds all participants that past performance does not indicate future results.

Exotic Exode's prediction of a Cairo Crocodiles victory was incorrect. 40,000,000,000Ⱡ retained by the house.

Le Council reminds you that the odds were public. They remain public.

~andrew~ correctly foresaw a Chengdu Cranes victory. 229,999,999Ⱡ has been dispensed.

Le Council does not offer encouragement to repeat this. Le Council also does not discourage it.

Le Council records: ~andrew~ predicted Havana Hammers. Perth Pyres prevailed. 100,000,000Ⱡ has been collected.

Le Council reminds you that the odds were public. They remain public.

The faith of ~andrew~ in Vladivostok Vodkas has been rewarded. Oman Orcas fell. 212,000,000Ⱡ transferred.

Le Council files this under "called it." The folder is comparatively thin.

~andrew~ wagered 100,000,000Ⱡ that Singapore Scorpions would defeat Montréal Maples. They were mistaken.

Le Council reminds you that the odds were public. They remain public.

Mumbai Monsoons lost. ~andrew~ lost 100,000,000Ⱡ along with them.

Le Council has processed the loss. Le Council processes many losses.

Medellín Mapaches defeated Gander Geese, exactly as Exotic Exode predicted. 102,000,000,000Ⱡ richer.

Le Council files this under "called it." The folder is comparatively thin.

~andrew~ correctly foresaw a Medellín Mapaches victory. 204,000,000Ⱡ has been dispensed.

The Ice rewarded the prediction. Le Council disbursed the Looneys. The transaction was unremarkable.

The Ice ruled against ~andrew~. Kyiv Kestrels fell to Lagos Lions. 100,000,000Ⱡ is gone.

Le Council has processed the loss. Le Council processes many losses.

~andrew~'s prediction of a Ushuaia Undertow victory was incorrect. 100,000,000Ⱡ retained by the house.

The Almighty Ice giveth, and the Almighty Ice taketh. Mostly taketh.

The faith of ~andrew~ in Moscow Mules has been rewarded. Helsinki Howlers fell. 422,000,000Ⱡ transferred.

Le Council has updated the ledger. The ledger does not celebrate.

Winnipeg Wendigos defeated Guadalajara Gatos, exactly as ~andrew~ predicted. 151,000,000Ⱡ richer.

Le Council confirms the win and notes that one win is not a pattern.

~andrew~'s prediction of a Cyprus Chimeras victory was incorrect. 100,000,000Ⱡ retained by the house.

Le Council appreciates the contribution to the Hockay economy.

Tokyo Titans won. ~andrew~ did not. 100,000,000Ⱡ now belongs to Le Council.

Le Council neither mocks nor consoles. Le Council records.