The Ledger

Gommetrik believed in Montréal Maples. Montréal Maples did not believe in Gommetrik. 100,000,000Ⱡ lost.

A loss is a loss. Le Council has many of these on file.

The faith of Gommetrik in Amsterdam Aardvarks has been rewarded. Atlantis Amonites fell. 398,000,000Ⱡ transferred.

Le Council has updated the ledger. The ledger does not celebrate.

The conviction of Gommetrik in McMurdo Monoliths cost 300,000,000Ⱡ. The conviction was misplaced.

Le Council offers no comfort. Le Council is not equipped for that.

Phuket Podcasters was eliminated before reaching reach the Final. Garnt Scrarm loses 600,000Ⱡ.

The bracket eliminated the team. Le Council eliminated the Looneys.

Garnt Scrarm backed Phuket Podcasters to reach the Conference Finals. Phuket Podcasters did not. 300,000Ⱡ has been absorbed.

Le Council has many of these on file.

The Ice ruled against HauntedBotanist. Atlantis Amonites fell to Amsterdam Aardvarks. 90,000,000Ⱡ is gone.

Le Council advises reflection. Le Council always advises reflection.

A wager of 2,000,000Ⱡ on Atlantis Amonites has resolved unfavorably for TheOnlyGus. The matter is closed.

A loss is a loss. Le Council has many of these on file.

Le Council confirms: Medellín Mapaches prevailed, as LD foretold. 1,193,332Ⱡ released.

Le Council has updated the ledger. The ledger does not celebrate.

A wager of 666,666Ⱡ on Atlantis Amonites has resolved unfavorably for LD. The matter is closed.

A loss is a loss. Le Council has many of these on file.

LD wagered 666,666Ⱡ that Montréal Maples would defeat Busan Blizzards. They were mistaken.

Le Council reminds you that the odds were public. They remain public.

Le Council records: Geodun wagered on Busan Blizzards to reach the Conference Finals. The Ice disagreed. 50,000,000Ⱡ retained.

Le Council offers no comfort. Le Council is not equipped for that.

A run-deep bet from Geodun has resolved unfavorably. McMurdo Monoliths fell short of reach the Conference Finals. 50,000,000Ⱡ gone.

Le Council appreciates the contribution to the Hockay economy.

A correct playoff call from Geodun. Winnipeg Wendigos reached reach the Conference Finals. The ledger shows 152,500,000Ⱡ.

The bracket cooperated. Le Council disbursed. That is all.

Le Council confirms: Nairobi Narwhals did reach the Conference Finals, as Geodun wagered. 227,500,000Ⱡ disbursed.

Le Council congratulates. Briefly.

Montréal Maples lost. SigTauGimp lost 1,000,000Ⱡ along with them.

Le Council has processed the loss. Le Council processes many losses.

The Ice has ratified the prediction of SigTauGimp. Medellín Mapaches won. 17,900,000Ⱡ has been disbursed.

Le Council notes this for the record. The record is very long.

SigTauGimp wagered 1,000,000Ⱡ that Atlantis Amonites would defeat Amsterdam Aardvarks. They were mistaken.

The Almighty Ice giveth, and the Almighty Ice taketh. Mostly taketh.

Montréal Maples lost. Geodun lost 10,000,000Ⱡ along with them.

Le Council has processed the loss. Le Council processes many losses.

Geodun believed in McMurdo Monoliths. McMurdo Monoliths did not believe in Geodun. 10,000,000Ⱡ lost.

Le Council notes that misreading the matchup is a venerable tradition.

The Ice ruled against Teranz. Montréal Maples fell to Busan Blizzards. 500,000Ⱡ is gone.

Le Council advises reflection. Le Council always advises reflection.