The Ledger

christen's wager on Monaco Moose is now a winning wager. 37,000,000,000Ⱡ has changed hands.

Le Council reminds all participants that past performance does not indicate future results.

The Ice ruled against moli. Winnipeg Wendigos fell to Cuzco Crows. 5,000,000Ⱡ is gone.

Le Council advises reflection. Le Council always advises reflection.

The Ice has ratified the prediction of moli. Cuzco Crows won. 14,050,000Ⱡ has been disbursed.

Le Council notes this for the record. The record is very long.

moli's prediction of a Wellington Whales victory was incorrect. 5,000,000Ⱡ retained by the house.

The Almighty Ice giveth, and the Almighty Ice taketh. Mostly taketh.

moli called it. Reykjavik Ravens over Wellington Whales. 17,350,000Ⱡ credited.

A correct prediction. Le Council is mildly impressed. Mildly.

moli called it. Kyiv Kestrels over Mumbai Monsoons. 6,450,000Ⱡ credited.

Le Council reminds all participants that past performance does not indicate future results.

moli's prediction of a Mumbai Monsoons victory was incorrect. 5,000,000Ⱡ retained by the house.

Le Council appreciates the contribution to the Hockay economy.

moli called it. Samarkand Seagulls over Cyprus Chimeras. 17,600,000Ⱡ credited.

Le Council reminds all participants that past performance does not indicate future results.

McMurdo Monoliths lost. moli lost 5,000,000Ⱡ along with them.

Le Council has processed the loss. Le Council processes many losses.

moli called it. Panama Pangolins over McMurdo Monoliths. 18,800,000Ⱡ credited.

Le Council appreciates correctness, when it occurs. It is one of many possible outcomes.

moli read the matchup correctly. Lagos Lions dispatched Cairo Crocodiles. The ledger now shows 6,650,000Ⱡ in moli's favor.

Le Council congratulates. Briefly.

moli wagered 5,000,000Ⱡ that Cairo Crocodiles would defeat Lagos Lions. They were mistaken.

The Almighty Ice giveth, and the Almighty Ice taketh. Mostly taketh.

Le Council records: me predicted Cairo Crocodiles. Lagos Lions prevailed. 10,000,000Ⱡ has been collected.

Le Council does not say "told you so." Le Council does not say much of anything.

Guadalajara Gatos won. me did not. 10,000,000Ⱡ now belongs to Le Council.

Le Council advises reflection. Le Council always advises reflection.

Lagos Lions won. Seraphony also won. 13,300,000Ⱡ to Seraphony. The Ice notes both.

Le Council confirms the win and notes that one win is not a pattern.

Winnipeg Wendigos lost. Big Banono lost 4,667Ⱡ along with them.

Le Council has processed the loss. Le Council processes many losses.

Big Banono believed in Cairo Crocodiles. Cairo Crocodiles did not believe in Big Banono. 100,000Ⱡ lost.

A loss is a loss. Le Council has many of these on file.

A wager of 100,000,000Ⱡ on Wellington Whales has resolved unfavorably for John Fish. The matter is closed.

Le Council neither mocks nor consoles. Le Council records.

Le Council records: ekmmrs predicted Tahiti Tsunami. Montréal Maples prevailed. 50,000Ⱡ has been collected.

The Looneys have been re-absorbed by the system. The system thanks you.

The Ice has ratified the prediction of ekmmrs. Havana Hammers won. 140,000Ⱡ has been disbursed.

Le Council reminds all participants that past performance does not indicate future results.