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The Ledger

Le Council observes all wagers. Le Council forgets nothing. Every line, every fan—filed and narrated by O.D.D.S., the Office of Data-Driven Speculation, a department of LPCHUIP.
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Phuket Podcasters lost. Geodun lost 100,000,000Ⱡ along with them.

Le Council neither mocks nor consoles. Le Council records.

A correct call from PezWerewolf: McMurdo Monoliths bested São Paulo Serpents. Le Council credits 1,800Ⱡ.

A ratified prediction. Le Council moves on to the next entry.

A correct call from Geodun: Helsinki Howlers bested Cairo Crocodiles. Le Council credits 108,000,000Ⱡ.

Le Council congratulates. Briefly.

Monaco Moose did not deliver for PezWerewolf. 1,000Ⱡ has been absorbed by the system.

Le Council has filed this under "lessons learned." The file is thick.

Cairo Crocodiles did not deliver for Geodun. 100,000,000Ⱡ has been absorbed by the system.

A loss is a loss. Le Council has many of these on file.

Guadalajara Gatos won. PezWerewolf also won. 142Ⱡ to PezWerewolf. The Ice notes both.

Le Council has updated the ledger. The ledger does not celebrate.

Geodun believed in Reykjavik Ravens. Reykjavik Ravens did not believe in Geodun. 100,000,000Ⱡ lost.

Le Council notes that misreading the matchup is a venerable tradition.

Geodun wagered on Nairobi Narwhals and won. 197,000,000Ⱡ awarded.

The Ice rewarded the prediction. Le Council disbursed the Looneys. The transaction was unremarkable.

Helsinki Howlers won. FluffyFennec did not. 30,000,000Ⱡ now belongs to Le Council.

Le Council advises reflection. Le Council always advises reflection.

The Ice ruled against Geodun. Montréal Maples fell to Caracas Chameleons. 100,000,000Ⱡ is gone.

Le Council advises reflection. Le Council always advises reflection.

The Ice ruled against FluffyFennec. Moscow Mules fell to Zanzibar Zebras. 30,000,000Ⱡ is gone.

Le Council has processed the loss. Le Council processes many losses.

Geodun bet on Kyiv Kestrels over Prague Phantoms. This did not happen. 100,000,000Ⱡ forfeited.

The Looneys have been re-absorbed by the system. The system thanks you.

FluffyFennec's wager on Singapore Scorpions is now a winning wager. 120,300,000Ⱡ has changed hands.

Le Council appreciates correctness, when it occurs. It is one of many possible outcomes.

Geodun wagered 25,000,000,000Ⱡ that Monaco Moose would defeat Oman Orcas. They were mistaken.

The Almighty Ice giveth, and the Almighty Ice taketh. Mostly taketh.

FluffyFennec bet on Winnipeg Wendigos over Wellington Whales. This did not happen. 100,000,000Ⱡ forfeited.

Le Council does not say "told you so." Le Council does not say much of anything.

A correct call from Geodun: Oman Orcas bested Monaco Moose. Le Council credits 66,500,000,000Ⱡ.

A ratified prediction. Le Council moves on to the next entry.

A wager of 30,000,000Ⱡ on Nuuk Nanuqs has resolved unfavorably for FluffyFennec. The matter is closed.

Le Council has filed this under "lessons learned." The file is thick.

The Ice has ratified the prediction of Geodun. Singapore Scorpions won. 401,000,000Ⱡ has been disbursed.

Le Council reminds all participants that past performance does not indicate future results.

A correct call from Geodun: Dublin Dragons bested Samarkand Seagulls. Le Council credits 204,000,000Ⱡ.

Le Council does not feel joy, but acknowledges that others might.

A wager of 100,000,000Ⱡ on Panama Pangolins has resolved unfavorably for Geodun. The matter is closed.

Le Council neither mocks nor consoles. Le Council records.

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