The Ledger

Orangecheetah has entrusted 500,000,000Ⱡ to the proposition that Barbados Barracudas will triumph over McMurdo Monoliths. 3,355,000,000Ⱡ if vindicated.

Le Council has recorded this transaction. Le Council records all transactions. Le Council never forgets.

A wager of 500,000,000Ⱡ from Orangecheetah: Panama Pangolins over São Paulo Serpents. 3,355,000,000Ⱡ if correct.

The Almighty Ice has been notified. Whether The Almighty Ice cares is another matter.

Orangecheetah has committed 500,000,000Ⱡ to the theory that Nuuk Nanuqs will outperform McMurdo Monoliths. 3,355,000,000Ⱡ awaits confirmation from The Ice.

Le Council has recorded this transaction. Le Council records all transactions. Le Council never forgets.

Wellington Whales won. Orangecheetah did not. 500,000,000Ⱡ now belongs to Le Council.

Le Council has filed this under "lessons learned." The file is thick.

Orangecheetah has committed 500,000,000Ⱡ to the theory that Mumbai Monsoons will outperform Atlantis Amonites. 3,390,000,000Ⱡ awaits confirmation from The Ice.

May The Ice be in your favor. Or not. Le Council does not control The Ice.

Le Council has received 500,000,000Ⱡ from Orangecheetah on the matter of Cairo Crocodiles versus Helsinki Howlers. The matter will be settled on The Ice. 3,550,000,000Ⱡ if Orangecheetah is right.

Le Council has seen this exact bet go both ways. Le Council has seen everything go both ways.

Tehran Tigers won. Orangecheetah did not. 500,000,000Ⱡ now belongs to Le Council.

Le Council has filed this under "lessons learned." The file is thick.

Orangecheetah has registered an opinion—Cairo Crocodiles over Dakar Djinns—and attached 500,000,000Ⱡ to it. 3,645,000,000Ⱡ if the opinion holds.

The odds are what they are. The Ice is what it is. Good luck is what you'll need.

Orangecheetah has staked 500,000,000Ⱡ on Singapore Scorpions defeating Montréal Maples. The Ice will decide. The payout is 3,655,000,000Ⱡ.

The Puck will decide. The Puck always decides. Your Looneys are just along for the ride.

A formal allocation of 500,000,000Ⱡ by Orangecheetah. The beneficiary: Barbados Barracudas. The opponent: Wellington Whales. The hope: 3,735,000,000Ⱡ.

The Jambono has no opinion on this wager. The Jambono has no opinion on anything. Probably.

Orangecheetah has registered an opinion—Mumbai Monsoons over Dakar Djinns—and attached 500,000,000Ⱡ to it. 3,770,000,000Ⱡ if the opinion holds.

Brave. Le Council means that descriptively, not as encouragement.

Prague Phantoms won. PezWerewolf did not. 1,000Ⱡ now belongs to Le Council.

Le Council advises reflection. Le Council always advises reflection.

Orangecheetah has formally declared confidence in Mumbai Monsoons against Atlantis Amonites. 500,000,000Ⱡ accompanies this declaration. 3,770,000,000Ⱡ awaits.

The Puck will decide. The Puck always decides. Your Looneys are just along for the ride.

PezWerewolf believed in Montréal Maples. Montréal Maples did not believe in PezWerewolf. 1,000Ⱡ lost.

A loss is a loss. Le Council has many of these on file.

Orangecheetah has committed 500,000,000Ⱡ to the theory that Barbados Barracudas will outperform McMurdo Monoliths. 3,895,000,000Ⱡ awaits confirmation from The Ice.

Le Council files this under "bold." The filing cabinet is quite full.

The faith of PezWerewolf in Nairobi Narwhals has been rewarded. Tehran Tigers fell. 1,970Ⱡ transferred.

Le Council has updated the ledger. The ledger does not celebrate.

A wager of 500,000,000Ⱡ from Orangecheetah: Panama Pangolins over Montréal Maples. 3,975,000,000Ⱡ if correct.

Le Council appreciates your participation in the Hockay economy. The Hockay economy appreciates your Looneys.

Orangecheetah submits 500,000,000Ⱡ in favor of Cairo Crocodiles against Tehran Tigers. Le Council records 4,030,000,000Ⱡ as the potential outcome.

The Almighty Ice has been notified. Whether The Almighty Ice cares is another matter.

Orangecheetah would like Cairo Crocodiles to beat Dakar Djinns. Orangecheetah would like this 500,000,000Ⱡ worth. Le Council notes the desired return of 4,030,000,000Ⱡ.

Le Council notes that confidence and correctness are different things.

A correct call from PezWerewolf: Oahu Otters bested Reykjavik Ravens. Le Council credits 1,560Ⱡ.

A ratified prediction. Le Council moves on to the next entry.