The Ledger

A formal allocation of 500,000,000Ⱡ by Orangecheetah. The beneficiary: Rimini Rinklers. The opponent: Zanzibar Zebras. The hope: 3,205,000,000Ⱡ.

Le Council makes no promises about anything.

A wager of 40,000,000,000Ⱡ on Cairo Crocodiles has resolved unfavorably for Exotic Exode. The matter is closed.

A loss is a loss. Le Council has many of these on file.

Orangecheetah believes Mumbai Monsoons will defeat Tehran Tigers. 500,000,000Ⱡ has been committed to this belief. Potential return: 3,325,000,000Ⱡ.

Le Council does not gamble. Le Council merely administers the gambling of others.

Orangecheetah believes—with 500,000,000Ⱡ worth of conviction—that Mumbai Monsoons will best Zanzibar Zebras. Projected return: 3,350,000,000Ⱡ.

This is now a matter of public record. Act accordingly.

Caracas Chameleons defeated Montréal Maples, exactly as holychristen predicted. 1,480,000,000Ⱡ richer.

Le Council files this under "called it." The folder is comparatively thin.

Le Council has received 500,000,000Ⱡ from Orangecheetah on the matter of Barbados Barracudas versus Guadalajara Gatos. The matter will be settled on The Ice. 3,355,000,000Ⱡ if Orangecheetah is right.

Le Council reminds all participants that hope is not a strategy. But it is entertaining.

Orangecheetah has committed 500,000,000Ⱡ to the theory that Nuuk Nanuqs will outperform Guadalajara Gatos. 3,355,000,000Ⱡ awaits confirmation from The Ice.

Le Council has seen worse bets. Le Council has also seen better ones.

Orangecheetah has staked 500,000,000Ⱡ on Nuuk Nanuqs defeating São Paulo Serpents. The Ice will decide. The payout is 3,355,000,000Ⱡ.

May The Ice be in your favor. Or not. Le Council does not control The Ice.

holychristen wagered 1,000,000,000Ⱡ that Cairo Crocodiles would defeat Helsinki Howlers. They were mistaken.

The Almighty Ice giveth, and the Almighty Ice taketh. Mostly taketh.

holychristen backed Singapore Scorpions. Singapore Scorpions delivered. 4,010,000,000Ⱡ paid out, on the record.

Le Council appreciates correctness, when it occurs. It is one of many possible outcomes.

Orangecheetah has looked at the odds, looked at Barbados Barracudas, looked at Montréal Maples, and committed 500,000,000Ⱡ. 3,355,000,000Ⱡ or nothing.

The odds are what they are. The Ice is what it is. Good luck is what you'll need.

Orangecheetah has entrusted 500,000,000Ⱡ to the proposition that Barbados Barracudas will triumph over McMurdo Monoliths. 3,355,000,000Ⱡ if vindicated.

Le Council has recorded this transaction. Le Council records all transactions. Le Council never forgets.

A wager of 500,000,000Ⱡ from Orangecheetah: Panama Pangolins over São Paulo Serpents. 3,355,000,000Ⱡ if correct.

The Almighty Ice has been notified. Whether The Almighty Ice cares is another matter.

Orangecheetah has committed 500,000,000Ⱡ to the theory that Nuuk Nanuqs will outperform McMurdo Monoliths. 3,355,000,000Ⱡ awaits confirmation from The Ice.

Le Council has recorded this transaction. Le Council records all transactions. Le Council never forgets.

Wellington Whales won. Orangecheetah did not. 500,000,000Ⱡ now belongs to Le Council.

Le Council has filed this under "lessons learned." The file is thick.

Orangecheetah has committed 500,000,000Ⱡ to the theory that Mumbai Monsoons will outperform Atlantis Amonites. 3,390,000,000Ⱡ awaits confirmation from The Ice.

May The Ice be in your favor. Or not. Le Council does not control The Ice.

Le Council has received 500,000,000Ⱡ from Orangecheetah on the matter of Cairo Crocodiles versus Helsinki Howlers. The matter will be settled on The Ice. 3,550,000,000Ⱡ if Orangecheetah is right.

Le Council has seen this exact bet go both ways. Le Council has seen everything go both ways.

Tehran Tigers won. Orangecheetah did not. 500,000,000Ⱡ now belongs to Le Council.

Le Council has filed this under "lessons learned." The file is thick.

Orangecheetah has registered an opinion—Cairo Crocodiles over Dakar Djinns—and attached 500,000,000Ⱡ to it. 3,645,000,000Ⱡ if the opinion holds.

The odds are what they are. The Ice is what it is. Good luck is what you'll need.

Orangecheetah has staked 500,000,000Ⱡ on Singapore Scorpions defeating Montréal Maples. The Ice will decide. The payout is 3,655,000,000Ⱡ.

The Puck will decide. The Puck always decides. Your Looneys are just along for the ride.