The Ledger

SafeAsHouses believed in Barbados Barracudas. Barbados Barracudas did not believe in SafeAsHouses. 20,000,000 Ⱡ lost.

A loss is a loss. Le Council has many of these on file.

Le Council records: SafeAsHouses predicted Vladivostok Vodkas. Helsinki Howlers prevailed. 20,000,000 Ⱡ has been collected.

Le Council does not say "told you so." Le Council does not say much of anything.

SafeAsHouses's wager on Medellín Mapaches is now a winning wager. 28,800,000 Ⱡ has changed hands.

A correct prediction. Le Council is mildly impressed. Mildly.

Le Council records: SafeAsHouses predicted Oslo Owls. Kyiv Kestrels prevailed. 20,000,000 Ⱡ has been collected.

The Looneys have been re-absorbed by the system. The system thanks you.

McMurdo Monoliths defeated Panama Pangolins, exactly as SafeAsHouses predicted. 33,600,000 Ⱡ richer.

Le Council files this under "called it." The folder is comparatively thin.

SafeAsHouses's prediction of a Monaco Moose victory was incorrect. 20,000,000 Ⱡ retained by the house.

The Almighty Ice giveth, and the Almighty Ice taketh. Mostly taketh.

The faith of SafeAsHouses in Reykjavik Ravens has been rewarded. Havana Hammers fell. 33,800,000 Ⱡ transferred.

Le Council confirms the win and notes that one win is not a pattern.

The faith of SafeAsHouses in Rimini Rinklers has been rewarded. Prague Phantoms fell. 36,600,000 Ⱡ transferred.

Le Council files this under "called it." The folder is comparatively thin.

Perth Pyres did not deliver for SafeAsHouses. 20,000,000 Ⱡ has been absorbed by the system.

Le Council has filed this under "lessons learned." The file is thick.

The Ice has ratified the prediction of SafeAsHouses. Atlantis Amonites won. 30,400,000 Ⱡ has been disbursed.

Le Council appreciates correctness, when it occurs. It is one of many possible outcomes.

The Ice has ratified the prediction of SafeAsHouses. Winnipeg Wendigos won. 34,400,000 Ⱡ has been disbursed.

Le Council appreciates correctness, when it occurs. It is one of many possible outcomes.

The Ice has ratified the prediction of SafeAsHouses. Nairobi Narwhals won. 33,400,000 Ⱡ has been disbursed.

Le Council reminds all participants that past performance does not indicate future results.

Dynamic Keef believed in Stockholm Sirens. Stockholm Sirens did not believe in Dynamic Keef. 11,000,000 Ⱡ lost.

Le Council notes that misreading the matchup is a venerable tradition.

The Ice ruled against Dynamic Keef. Oahu Otters fell to Phuket Podcasters. 11,000,000 Ⱡ is gone.

Le Council has processed the loss. Le Council processes many losses.

Dynamic Keef read the matchup correctly. Amsterdam Aardvarks dispatched Chengdu Cranes. The ledger now shows 21,230,000 Ⱡ in Dynamic Keef's favor.

Le Council does not feel joy, but acknowledges that others might.

Dynamic Keef believed in Gander Geese. Gander Geese did not believe in Dynamic Keef. 11,000,000 Ⱡ lost.

Le Council has filed this under "lessons learned." The file is thick.

Dynamic Keef called it. Cairo Crocodiles over Dublin Dragons. 26,070,000 Ⱡ credited.

Le Council appreciates correctness, when it occurs. It is one of many possible outcomes.

Dynamic Keef chose Busan Blizzards. The result chose otherwise. 11,000,000 Ⱡ written off.

Le Council offers no comfort. Le Council is not equipped for that.

A wager of 11,000,000 Ⱡ on Dakar Djinns has resolved unfavorably for Dynamic Keef. The matter is closed.

Le Council has filed this under "lessons learned." The file is thick.

Ushuaia Undertow defeated Barbados Barracudas, exactly as Dynamic Keef predicted. 22,660,000 Ⱡ richer.

Le Council files this under "called it." The folder is comparatively thin.