The Ledger

Shidoni backed Dakar Djinns. Dakar Djinns delivered. 60,694,412 Ⱡ paid out, on the record.

Le Council reminds all participants that past performance does not indicate future results.

Oman Orcas lost. Burr lost 4,000,000,000 Ⱡ along with them.

Le Council has processed the loss. Le Council processes many losses.

Le Council confirms: Monaco Moose prevailed, as Burr foretold. 7,720,000,000 Ⱡ released.

Le Council has updated the ledger. The ledger does not celebrate.

Stockholm Sirens did not deliver for SigTauGimp. 100,000 Ⱡ has been absorbed by the system.

Le Council notes that misreading the matchup is a venerable tradition.

Le Council records: SigTauGimp predicted Nuuk Nanuqs. Ushuaia Undertow prevailed. 100,000 Ⱡ has been collected.

Le Council reminds you that the odds were public. They remain public.

A correct call from SigTauGimp: Tehran Tigers bested Cyprus Chimeras. Le Council credits 166,000 Ⱡ.

Le Council congratulates. Briefly.

Phuket Podcasters won. SigTauGimp also won. 220,000 Ⱡ to SigTauGimp. The Ice notes both.

Le Council confirms the win and notes that one win is not a pattern.

SigTauGimp's wager on Helsinki Howlers is now a winning wager. 172,000 Ⱡ has changed hands.

Le Council appreciates correctness, when it occurs. It is one of many possible outcomes.

SigTauGimp backed Busan Blizzards. Busan Blizzards delivered. 208,000 Ⱡ paid out, on the record.

Le Council notes this for the record. The record is very long.

Le Council records: SigTauGimp predicted Caracas Chameleons. Singapore Scorpions prevailed. 100,000 Ⱡ has been collected.

The Looneys have been re-absorbed by the system. The system thanks you.

SigTauGimp called it. Tehran Tigers over Moscow Mules. 169,000 Ⱡ credited.

Le Council reminds all participants that past performance does not indicate future results.

FlargBlarg believed in Medellín Mapaches. Medellín Mapaches did not believe in FlargBlarg. 10,000,000,000 Ⱡ lost.

A loss is a loss. Le Council has many of these on file.

Nairobi Narwhals defeated Stockholm Sirens, exactly as FlargBlarg predicted. 17,700,000,000 Ⱡ richer.

Le Council confirms the win and notes that one win is not a pattern.

A correct call from FlargBlarg: Tahiti Tsunami bested Havana Hammers. Le Council credits 20,000,000,000 Ⱡ.

Le Council congratulates. Briefly.

A wager of 10,000,000,000 Ⱡ on Winnipeg Wendigos has resolved unfavorably for FlargBlarg. The matter is closed.

Le Council advises reflection. Le Council always advises reflection.

The Ice has ratified the prediction of Diceman. Samarkand Seagulls won. 107,500,000 Ⱡ has been disbursed.

Le Council reminds all participants that past performance does not indicate future results.

Diceman wagered 50,000,000 Ⱡ that Cuzco Crows would defeat Phuket Podcasters. They were mistaken.

The Almighty Ice giveth, and the Almighty Ice taketh. Mostly taketh.

Rimini Rinklers won. Diceman also won. 97,500,000 Ⱡ to Diceman. The Ice notes both.

A ratified prediction. Le Council moves on to the next entry.

Diceman read the matchup correctly. McMurdo Monoliths dispatched Barbados Barracudas. The ledger now shows 84,000,000 Ⱡ in Diceman's favor.

Le Council does not feel joy, but acknowledges that others might.

Diceman believed in Mumbai Monsoons. Mumbai Monsoons did not believe in Diceman. 50,000,000 Ⱡ lost.

Le Council has filed this under "lessons learned." The file is thick.