The Ledger

A correct call from FlargBlarg: Tahiti Tsunami bested Havana Hammers. Le Council credits 20,000,000,000 Ⱡ.

Le Council congratulates. Briefly.

A wager of 10,000,000,000 Ⱡ on Winnipeg Wendigos has resolved unfavorably for FlargBlarg. The matter is closed.

Le Council advises reflection. Le Council always advises reflection.

The Ice has ratified the prediction of Diceman. Samarkand Seagulls won. 107,500,000 Ⱡ has been disbursed.

Le Council reminds all participants that past performance does not indicate future results.

Diceman wagered 50,000,000 Ⱡ that Cuzco Crows would defeat Phuket Podcasters. They were mistaken.

The Almighty Ice giveth, and the Almighty Ice taketh. Mostly taketh.

Rimini Rinklers won. Diceman also won. 97,500,000 Ⱡ to Diceman. The Ice notes both.

A ratified prediction. Le Council moves on to the next entry.

Diceman read the matchup correctly. McMurdo Monoliths dispatched Barbados Barracudas. The ledger now shows 84,000,000 Ⱡ in Diceman's favor.

Le Council does not feel joy, but acknowledges that others might.

Diceman believed in Mumbai Monsoons. Mumbai Monsoons did not believe in Diceman. 50,000,000 Ⱡ lost.

Le Council has filed this under "lessons learned." The file is thick.

The conviction of FlargBlarg in Reykjavik Ravens cost 5,000,000,000 Ⱡ. The conviction was misplaced.

Le Council appreciates the contribution to the Hockay economy.

Diceman believed in Medellín Mapaches. Medellín Mapaches did not believe in Diceman. 50,000,000 Ⱡ lost.

A loss is a loss. Le Council has many of these on file.

Diceman bet on Stockholm Sirens over Nairobi Narwhals. This did not happen. 50,000,000 Ⱡ forfeited.

The Looneys have been re-absorbed by the system. The system thanks you.

FlargBlarg wagered on Oslo Owls and won. 20,299,999,999 Ⱡ awarded.

The Ice rewarded the prediction. Le Council disbursed the Looneys. The transaction was unremarkable.

The Ice has ratified the prediction of Diceman. Nuuk Nanuqs won. 97,000,000 Ⱡ has been disbursed.

Le Council reminds all participants that past performance does not indicate future results.

Diceman called it. Monaco Moose over Kyiv Kestrels. 106,500,000 Ⱡ credited.

A correct prediction. Le Council is mildly impressed. Mildly.

The faith of Diceman in Tahiti Tsunami has been rewarded. Havana Hammers fell. 100,000,000 Ⱡ transferred.

Le Council files this under "called it." The folder is comparatively thin.

A wager of 50,000,000 Ⱡ on Amsterdam Aardvarks has resolved unfavorably for Diceman. The matter is closed.

A loss is a loss. Le Council has many of these on file.

Diceman chose Winnipeg Wendigos. The result chose otherwise. 50,000,000 Ⱡ written off.

Le Council appreciates the contribution to the Hockay economy.

Oslo Owls defeated Zanzibar Zebras, exactly as Diceman predicted. 101,499,999 Ⱡ richer.

Le Council files this under "called it." The folder is comparatively thin.

Diceman believed in Reykjavik Ravens. Reykjavik Ravens did not believe in Diceman. 50,000,000 Ⱡ lost.

Le Council notes that misreading the matchup is a venerable tradition.

Le Council confirms: Helsinki Howlers prevailed, as Diceman foretold. 104,500,000 Ⱡ released.

Le Council does not feel joy, but acknowledges that others might.

A wager of 200,000 Ⱡ on Tehran Tigers has resolved unfavorably for coleade. The matter is closed.

A loss is a loss. Le Council has many of these on file.