The Ledger

Shidoni bet on Reykjavik Ravens over McMurdo Monoliths. This did not happen. 25,937,783Ⱡ forfeited.

The Looneys have been re-absorbed by the system. The system thanks you.

A wager of 25,937,783Ⱡ on Rimini Rinklers has resolved unfavorably for Shidoni. The matter is closed.

Le Council neither mocks nor consoles. Le Council records.

Shidoni's wager on Gander Geese is now a winning wager. 60,953,790Ⱡ has changed hands.

A correct prediction. Le Council is mildly impressed. Mildly.

Shidoni backed Dakar Djinns. Dakar Djinns delivered. 60,694,412Ⱡ paid out, on the record.

Le Council reminds all participants that past performance does not indicate future results.

Oman Orcas lost. Burr lost 4,000,000,000Ⱡ along with them.

Le Council has processed the loss. Le Council processes many losses.

Le Council confirms: Monaco Moose prevailed, as Burr foretold. 7,720,000,000Ⱡ released.

Le Council has updated the ledger. The ledger does not celebrate.

Stockholm Sirens did not deliver for SigTauGimp. 100,000Ⱡ has been absorbed by the system.

Le Council notes that misreading the matchup is a venerable tradition.

Le Council records: SigTauGimp predicted Nuuk Nanuqs. Ushuaia Undertow prevailed. 100,000Ⱡ has been collected.

Le Council reminds you that the odds were public. They remain public.

A correct call from SigTauGimp: Tehran Tigers bested Cyprus Chimeras. Le Council credits 166,000Ⱡ.

Le Council congratulates. Briefly.

Phuket Podcasters won. SigTauGimp also won. 220,000Ⱡ to SigTauGimp. The Ice notes both.

Le Council confirms the win and notes that one win is not a pattern.

SigTauGimp's wager on Helsinki Howlers is now a winning wager. 172,000Ⱡ has changed hands.

Le Council appreciates correctness, when it occurs. It is one of many possible outcomes.

SigTauGimp backed Busan Blizzards. Busan Blizzards delivered. 208,000Ⱡ paid out, on the record.

Le Council notes this for the record. The record is very long.

Le Council records: SigTauGimp predicted Caracas Chameleons. Singapore Scorpions prevailed. 100,000Ⱡ has been collected.

The Looneys have been re-absorbed by the system. The system thanks you.

SigTauGimp called it. Tehran Tigers over Moscow Mules. 169,000Ⱡ credited.

Le Council reminds all participants that past performance does not indicate future results.

FlargBlarg believed in Medellín Mapaches. Medellín Mapaches did not believe in FlargBlarg. 10,000,000,000Ⱡ lost.

A loss is a loss. Le Council has many of these on file.

Nairobi Narwhals defeated Stockholm Sirens, exactly as FlargBlarg predicted. 17,700,000,000Ⱡ richer.

Le Council confirms the win and notes that one win is not a pattern.

A correct call from FlargBlarg: Tahiti Tsunami bested Havana Hammers. Le Council credits 20,000,000,000Ⱡ.

Le Council congratulates. Briefly.

A wager of 10,000,000,000Ⱡ on Winnipeg Wendigos has resolved unfavorably for FlargBlarg. The matter is closed.

Le Council advises reflection. Le Council always advises reflection.

The Ice has ratified the prediction of Diceman. Samarkand Seagulls won. 107,500,000Ⱡ has been disbursed.

Le Council reminds all participants that past performance does not indicate future results.

Diceman wagered 50,000,000Ⱡ that Cuzco Crows would defeat Phuket Podcasters. They were mistaken.

The Almighty Ice giveth, and the Almighty Ice taketh. Mostly taketh.