The Ledger

loneislander has committed 20,000Ⱡ to the theory that McMurdo Monoliths will outperform Dakar Djinns. 37,600Ⱡ awaits confirmation from The Ice.

Le Council notes that confidence and correctness are different things.

loneislander submits 20,000Ⱡ in favor of Tokyo Titans against Helsinki Howlers. Le Council records 36,800Ⱡ as the potential outcome.

Le Council respects conviction. Le Council also respects mathematics, which may disagree.

loneislander has registered an opinion—Stockholm Sirens over Vladivostok Vodkas—and attached 20,000Ⱡ to it. 44,400Ⱡ if the opinion holds.

Le Council processes this without judgment. Le Council processes everything without judgment. Officially.

Le Council has received 20,000Ⱡ from loneislander on the matter of Rimini Rinklers versus Anchorage Auroras. The matter will be settled on The Ice. 36,800Ⱡ if loneislander is right.

Le Council processes this without judgment. Le Council processes everything without judgment. Officially.

loneislander believes Medellín Mapaches will defeat Busan Blizzards. 20,000Ⱡ has been committed to this belief. Potential return: 36,400Ⱡ.

Le Council has consulted the odds. The odds did not consult back.

loneislander has wagered 20,000Ⱡ that Guadalajara Gatos will prevail over Cairo Crocodiles. Potential return: 31,200Ⱡ.

Le Council respects conviction. Le Council also respects mathematics, which may disagree.

A wager of 20,000Ⱡ from loneislander: Johannesburg Jaguars over Winnipeg Wendigos. 38,800Ⱡ if correct.

Le Council has seen this exact bet go both ways. Le Council has seen everything go both ways.

Gander Geese over Mumbai Monsoons—that is the position of loneislander. 20,000Ⱡ has been tendered. 37,600Ⱡ if history agrees.

Le Council has seen this exact bet go both ways. Le Council has seen everything go both ways.

loneislander believes—with 20,000Ⱡ worth of conviction—that Wellington Whales will best São Paulo Serpents. Projected return: 38,400Ⱡ.

This is now a matter of public record. Act accordingly.

A wager of 20,000Ⱡ from loneislander: Perth Pyres over Ushuaia Undertow. 36,200Ⱡ if correct.

Le Council neither endorses nor discourages this.

loneislander has entrusted 20,000Ⱡ to the proposition that Nairobi Narwhals will triumph over Havana Hammers. 38,400Ⱡ if vindicated.

This is now a matter of public record. Act accordingly.

Montréal Maples over Prague Phantoms—that is the position of loneislander. 20,000Ⱡ has been tendered. 36,600Ⱡ if history agrees.

Le Council makes no promises about anything.

thepoodlegirl submits 1,000Ⱡ in favor of McMurdo Monoliths against Dakar Djinns. Le Council records 1,880Ⱡ as the potential outcome.

Le Council wishes you well. Le Council wishes everyone well. It changes nothing.

A formal allocation of 1,000Ⱡ by thepoodlegirl. The beneficiary: Medellín Mapaches. The opponent: Busan Blizzards. The hope: 1,820Ⱡ.

The Almighty Ice has been notified. Whether The Almighty Ice cares is another matter.

thepoodlegirl would like Wellington Whales to beat São Paulo Serpents. thepoodlegirl would like this 12,000Ⱡ worth. Le Council notes the desired return of 23,040Ⱡ.

Le Council reminds you that past performance does not predict future results. Nothing predicts future results. The Ice decides.

Ushuaia Undertow to defeat Perth Pyres. So says thepoodlegirl. So says 1,000Ⱡ. 2,009Ⱡ hangs in the balance.

The Jambono has no opinion on this wager. The Jambono has no opinion on anything. Probably.

thepoodlegirl has placed 1,000Ⱡ on a Winnipeg Wendigos victory against Johannesburg Jaguars. The payout stands at 1,870Ⱡ.

May The Ice be in your favor. Or not. Le Council does not control The Ice.

Le Council has received 2,000Ⱡ from thepoodlegirl on the matter of Nairobi Narwhals versus Havana Hammers. The matter will be settled on The Ice. 3,840Ⱡ if thepoodlegirl is right.

Le Council makes no promises about anything.

thepoodlegirl believes Montréal Maples will defeat Prague Phantoms. 1,521Ⱡ has been committed to this belief. Potential return: 2,783Ⱡ.

Le Council does not gamble. Le Council merely administers the gambling of others.

20,000Ⱡ from Gommetrik, directed at a McMurdo Monoliths victory over Guadalajara Gatos. The return, should The Ice cooperate: 39,800Ⱡ.

Le Council processes this without judgment. Le Council processes everything without judgment. Officially.