The Ledger

Rat Mustard has placed 10,000,000Ⱡ on a Oman Orcas victory against Vladivostok Vodkas. The payout stands at 17,400,000Ⱡ.

Le Council wishes you well. Le Council wishes everyone well. It changes nothing.

Rat Mustard has registered an opinion—Nuuk Nanuqs over Barbados Barracudas—and attached 10,000,000Ⱡ to it. 21,000,000Ⱡ if the opinion holds.

Le Council has noted this in the official record. The official record is enormous.

Rat Mustard has formally declared confidence in Rimini Rinklers against Tehran Tigers. 10,000,000Ⱡ accompanies this declaration. 19,600,000Ⱡ awaits.

Le Council has noted this in the official record. The official record is enormous.

Rat Mustard believes Medellín Mapaches will defeat Ushuaia Undertow. 20,000,000Ⱡ has been committed to this belief. Potential return: 27,599,999Ⱡ.

The Jambono has no opinion on this wager. The Jambono has no opinion on anything. Probably.

Rat Mustard has formally declared confidence in Dublin Dragons against Amsterdam Aardvarks. 10,000,000Ⱡ accompanies this declaration. 20,099,999Ⱡ awaits.

Le Council acknowledges this position. Le Council has seen many positions.

A wager of 20,000,000Ⱡ from Rat Mustard: Gander Geese over Anchorage Auroras. 38,400,000Ⱡ if correct.

Le Council has noted this in the official record. The official record is enormous.

Rat Mustard has wagered 10,000,000Ⱡ that Helsinki Howlers will prevail over Oslo Owls. Potential return: 22,700,000Ⱡ.

Le Council has consulted the odds. The odds did not consult back.

Rat Mustard has placed 10,000,000Ⱡ on a Reykjavik Ravens victory against Tahiti Tsunami. The payout stands at 23,500,000Ⱡ.

The Puck will decide. The Puck always decides. Your Looneys are just along for the ride.

Lagos Lions to defeat Zanzibar Zebras. So says Rat Mustard. So says 10,000,000Ⱡ. 19,500,000Ⱡ hangs in the balance.

The Puck will decide. The Puck always decides. Your Looneys are just along for the ride.

Rat Mustard submits 10,000,000Ⱡ in favor of Singapore Scorpions against São Paulo Serpents. Le Council records 21,900,000Ⱡ as the potential outcome.

Le Council reminds you that past performance does not predict future results. Nothing predicts future results. The Ice decides.

The ledger shows Rat Mustard backing Moscow Mules over Mumbai Monsoons. Amount: 10,000,000Ⱡ. Potential return: 20,299,999Ⱡ. Regret: pending.

Le Council reminds you that past performance does not predict future results. Nothing predicts future results. The Ice decides.

Le Council has received 10,000,000Ⱡ from Rat Mustard on the matter of Winnipeg Wendigos versus Panama Pangolins. The matter will be settled on The Ice. 18,100,000Ⱡ if Rat Mustard is right.

The Almighty Ice has been notified. Whether The Almighty Ice cares is another matter.

Rat Mustard submits 10,000,000Ⱡ in favor of Johannesburg Jaguars against Samarkand Seagulls. Le Council records 20,000,000Ⱡ as the potential outcome.

The Jambono has no opinion on this wager. The Jambono has no opinion on anything. Probably.

Rat Mustard has looked at the odds, looked at Tokyo Titans, looked at Phuket Podcasters, and committed 10,000,000Ⱡ. 18,700,000Ⱡ or nothing.

Le Council reminds all participants that hope is not a strategy. But it is entertaining.

Cairo Crocodiles over Prague Phantoms—that is the position of Rat Mustard. 10,000,000Ⱡ has been tendered. 24,200,000Ⱡ if history agrees.

Le Council has noted this in the official record. The official record is enormous.

Rat Mustard has committed 10,000,000Ⱡ to the theory that McMurdo Monoliths will outperform Montréal Maples. 19,400,000Ⱡ awaits confirmation from The Ice.

Le Council reminds you that past performance does not predict future results. Nothing predicts future results. The Ice decides.

Rat Mustard has formally declared confidence in Cyprus Chimeras against Nairobi Narwhals. 10,000,000Ⱡ accompanies this declaration. 20,200,000Ⱡ awaits.

The Almighty Ice has been notified. Whether The Almighty Ice cares is another matter.

Rat Mustard has wagered 10,000,000Ⱡ that Guadalajara Gatos will prevail over Cuzco Crows. Potential return: 17,500,000Ⱡ.

This is now a matter of public record. Act accordingly.

Chengdu Cranes over Atlantis Amonites—that is the position of Rat Mustard. 10,000,000Ⱡ has been tendered. 19,100,000Ⱡ if history agrees.

The Puck will decide. The Puck always decides. Your Looneys are just along for the ride.

10,000,000Ⱡ from Rat Mustard, directed at a Havana Hammers victory over Wellington Whales. The return, should The Ice cooperate: 20,099,999Ⱡ.

The odds are what they are. The Ice is what it is. Good luck is what you'll need.